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Registered Member #597
Joined: Fri Mar 16 2007, 04:31PMPosts: 790 |
HAHAHAHAHHAHA GLITCH THATS FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY not good enough to win the game though! |
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| Madvillain |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PM Posts: 2233 |
gLiTch wrote ... So a guy walks into a bar and orders 10 shots. The bartender asks, "Whats wrong dude?" The guy replies, "I just found out my best friend is gay and he's marrying my brother. He finishes his shots and walks out. lol that was enough to had me rolling |
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PM Posts: 1921 |
That joke is totally wrong. When I drink shots it makes me gay not my family | ||
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| 3stripeninja |
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Registered Member #594
Joined: Thu Mar 15 2007, 09:37PMPosts: 471 |
The rules are so obvious. First person with 3 blueberrie muffins startes with 300 points. Now you release the ping pong balls, +50 points. DON'T forget that you have +2 agility for every pop rock that pops in your mouth. This enables you to either A.Plant the bomb. or B.Square dance with the person on your left. Just because you've made it this far you get 9283498237 points. Now this does not mean your in the lead because your competitors can just easily(let's say its a black guy) shoot you with their glock 9. Don't worry though because everyone has the force which they can choose 2 use. Remember +1,000,000 per cat that release into your competitors gutters. If you for some reason end up in the desert and are able to make a snowball, your chances of winning are greater. Barrel roll with your tennis racket to throw your oppenents of course. Nike's definately make you run alot faster almost as fast as jamaicans. Chatbox posters are automatically provided turrent guns. |
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| Kirby |
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Registered Member #452
Joined: Fri Oct 06 2006, 07:14PMPosts: 600 |
 i can has win? |
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Registered Member #594
Joined: Thu Mar 15 2007, 09:37PM Posts: 471 |
^fail x 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 GTFO | ||
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
That's the worse case of blueballs ive ever seen.... | ||
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| Madvillain |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PM Posts: 2233 |
im sorry but making snowballs in the desert is NOT a way of increasing your chances of anything! only dieing... | ||
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AM Posts: 3385 |
So what's the point of this thread? You just want us to make you laugh? You can't force lulz. /thread |
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| Wolf |
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Registered Member #95
Joined: Mon Dec 26 2005, 04:56AMPosts: 331 |
Old but I lol'ed @ it a while ago. You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder! Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then from there we ran another 15 until I lost sight of him. Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to me. The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I'm not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot. "Game over fucker" and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said "what's funny faggot!" and he said, "read the first word of all the last paragraphs." 
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