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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
You fucking Maineians... I think I got sick drinking the tap water (from a restaurant) up in Maine... I've been sick since saturday, and ever since, I haven't shat solid. The first day I woke up (in maine), and immediately had to avert my eyes away from the light coming through the door because of my massive headache. I followed that 60 seconds later with puking several times. After that, I followed on with what was planned for the last day in maine... Hiking along the shoreline and whatnot... but followed it with puking up the water that I drank after emptying my stomach. Twice. After leaving maine, and about 4 hours from home -- my mother was driving while on her cell phone. I gave her a tap from the passenger seat, and said "pull over". You all know what happened after that... I puked ALL OVER myself... Thankfully it was only Dr. Pepper mixed with water and stomach acid... but still... shit... Every night since then I feel fine, then I wake up the next morning and feel like trash. Every 15 to 20 minutes I have to rush back to the toilet and piss out of my asshole... I might take requests for pix if you guys are interested xD Anyway... Just thought you ought to know... Oh, I didn't mention... I was in surf, and felt like I needed to fart... Well I didn't need to fart... I shat myself. That was fun.... |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
story of my life nostie... | ||
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PM Posts: 2603 |
*Shudders* | ||
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Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PM Posts: 2682 |
what did you do with the poopy pants? I'd suggest throwing them on the lawn of someone you don't like, like your girlfriend. | ||
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AM Posts: 3385 |
Go to the doctor. You probably have Spinal Meningitis. | ||
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Registered Member #764
Joined: Sat Jun 30 2007, 01:17AMPosts: 542 |
No more baby jesus butt plug for you nostie. | ||
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Registered Member #964
Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PM Posts: 1776 |
One time, I shit myself. True story. |
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Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PM Posts: 3128 |
Needs moar bukake pix | ||
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Registered Member #1088
Joined: Thu Jul 17 2008, 04:13AMPosts: 85 |
Haha I thought you were kidding about shitting yourself. Dysentary FTL. | ||
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM Posts: 3167 |
KD Bukake: Refers to any act where multiple men ejaculate on a girl’s face. |
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