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| NoSkill |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
So at 8:30 am on this lovely 5th de May (translated for ye non-spaniards, canadians mostly) I am beginning to drink. I like to take every Mexican Christmas off each year due to the festivals and drunken debauchery ( 0% former 100% latter) that tend to occur on good old Saint De Mayo's day of mourning. So what does NoSkill drink on such a momentious occassion? Soco. Not Soco and coke, or Soco and lime, no. Soco, over ice. I'll see you in the ground people, t-minus 5 hours. WHich is a good thing I had the day off. Because sometime over this weekend, NoSkill got a little too "happy" and drove his car into a curb or series of curbs, resulting in one horribly uninflated tire. (blown the fuck out) So while that's being repaired by my surly mechanic, I think we should play a new game. Here's the game, premise is simple. Think back to your funniest/most memorable memory you have involving me being drunk. There's been enough of them now that I'm sure everyone can participate. Please post your favorite "Oh Jesus, is NoSkill drunk again?" memory.... now. The funniest/most memorable memory will get the priviledge of speaking with me directly, in a 5 minute 1 on 1 conversation via vent. And of course to make the prize worth obtaining, I promise to be absolutely fucked-in-half drunk. Happy holidays. |
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| Maddogme |
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Registered Member #964
Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PM Posts: 1776 |
Wait, The Spanish like to celebrate a victory over the French, before Napoleon Bonaparte? I'm pretty sure you an send a girl in France with a sling shot and take it over. GG Spaniards, for beating the French. I bet today at school, I will see many people who are not Mexican but are from many Spanish speaking countires gone to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, why? Cause. They think it's a Spanish holiday, lols it's a Mexican holiday. So I sit here going to take May 5th as any other day, just like 4/20 (not the smoking type, mmkay), St. Patricks day, any other ethnic holiday. NoSkill, sorry bud, but. Never heard you drunk, it's probably funny as hell, maybe if you stop by surf yuh. I'll get a chance but otherwise sorry :3. As I go off to school, I will be prepair for futher flaming, hate, insults, and ect. Sorry this isn't racist, but just speaking of my mind. I have nothing against Spanish speaking people, even though I've had some rough and brutal times with them. I look at everyone equal. |
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| Madvillain |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PM Posts: 2233 |
my most memorable drunken story is one i don't remember? i mean, i remember early in the night but towards 1:00, 2:00 a.m. memory gets foggy. the memories i have is what others tell me, like "Alex, you were hittin on me.." or "You don't remember taking a piss on the side of Popeyes?" The funnest i do remember was proablyy new years Eve. Didn't get any ass that night, but sure was a good time in the city. lol kill time passed out that night... Edited Mon May 05 2008, 03:26PM |
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| FoxBox |
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Registered Member #1023
Joined: Tue Mar 04 2008, 07:00AMPosts: 181 |
Happy Mexican day!? Lets celebrate? | ||
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| b4ndito |
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b4ndito
Registered Member #958
Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AM Posts: 3385 |
Okay, so the other night (Friday), me and Alex and a few other people are on office hanging out. And NoSKill comes in and the first words he says over mic are "xxfhkaaksfjla;sdfasfas fuck you Mex! why is everything purple!?" |
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| Baghdad Bob |
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Accused H4xor
Registered Member #383
Joined: Fri Aug 11 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 350 |
Cinco De Mayo is just another American Holiday to get drunk  . We think it is Mexico's Independence Day but that is actually on Sept 16. Cinco De Mayo is the celebration of the Mexicans defeating the French at the Battle of Puebla. This is a regional holiday only in Puebla. But who fucking cares lets party!
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b4ndito
Registered Member #958
Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AM Posts: 3385 |
YEA WHAT BOB SAID! GET DRUNK! | ||
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Baghdad Bob wrote ... Cinco De Mayo is just another American Holiday to get drunk . We think it is Mexico's Independence Day but that is actually on Sept 16. Cinco De Mayo is the celebration of the Mexicans defeating the French at the Battle of Puebla. This is a regional holiday only in Puebla. But who fucking cares lets party!what he said. |
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| zooted |
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Registered Member #17
Joined: Sat Nov 19 2005, 08:26AM Posts: 39 |
i assume most will be drinking corona to celebrate today since it is the #1 imported beer in the usa and #1 mexican beer. but did you know that corona was originally a puerto rican beer, but was bought by grupo modelo (current mexican company) in the 1950s. now you all have a little fun fact to impress drunk girls tonight while you feed them coronas. | ||
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| NoSkill |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
Madvillain wrote ... my most memorable drunken story is one i don't remember? The funnest i do remember was proablyy new years Eve. Didn't get any ass that night, but sure was a good time in the city. lol kill time passed out that night... The memory is supposed to be of me drunk. Not of you drunk... L2Read? |
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