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Registered Member #756
Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
Blue Jays > Failsox never mix Large dk reeses blizard Sushi Miso Soup Orange makes for an ugly exit. Edited Sun Apr 06 2008, 06:24PM |
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Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PM Posts: 1921 |
When you think bending prongs back in your usb 2.0 slot with a fork, stop what you are doing. I learned that the dumb way | ||
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Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM Posts: 2039 |
Change your oil often, and do it yourself. It's your car, you should know how to fix it, and an oil change is one of the simplest procedures that will add years to its lifespan. Plus it feels so much better to do it yourself. NEVER EVER EVER get a job where you have to work with food (ex. McDonalds, a deli, a pizza place). You get paid way to little for the amount of abuse you take. It is amazing how many people show a lack of respect to the workers who handle what you eat. Which brings me to my next point, don't shit where you eat. Show a some respect to your servers. Even if you just smalltalk a little, it makes a huge difference in the quality of service you receive When you live on your own, always keep an emergency supply of hamburger. This is more important than you think. How to wire a 30m QRSS Beacon |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PM Posts: 2233 |
i know i've got good ones, buh itll take me some time to remember em. - smoking weed is a great way to relieve hangovers - trying on clothes b4 buying is a great idea/investment -When living on your own, for example dorming, groceries are a life saver. Little things like having food to make a sandwich or something small goes a long way -Take care of your things. everything. One, its nice to have clean things and two you never know when it could come in handy (one mans trash = another mans treasure) - If theres a girl you wanna get with that doesn't know it, always keep in touch. - When stocking up on supplies try not going over board. Buying in bulk can sometimes screw you over. - learning how to take care of yourself is only for your benefit. If you don't know the basics of cooking or doing laundry i suggest you get on that... Edited Mon Apr 07 2008, 02:15AM |
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM Posts: 3167 |
Toast is winning. | ||
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
wtf is a QRSS55 beacon? Along with do your own oil changes, MAKE SURE you check everything for dirt/unscrewed shit. something to fuck up your pressure can severely rape you. perm Along with Oil changes, somehow keep PROVE that they were done. IE: when you bought filters and oil, etc. KEEP ALL RECEIPTS. Just have a bin that you can TOSS them in like garbage, that way they are always there. People always need to track for proof, and just "having it there" instead of "it's gone" is at least a closer step to success LEARN HOW TO DO A GOOD HANDSHAKE. I have gotten so many compliments on my handshake, it goes a long ass way, trust me. 1) firm grip 2) find the under side of their palm. 3) Keep eye contact. Before drinking any sort of alcohol, eat three pieces of bread with nothing else. No meat or anything else for 15 minutes. download.com - If I dont get something off of a torrent, this site has almost every free software you can think of. Plus if you are looking to purchase, they have great reviews(Cnet) If ever fingering a girl, put your off hand on her lower stomach and keep pressure, BUT NOT ALOT. Always keep spare money around. I have a secret stash that ALWAYS has to be filled with $100(sometimes $200). Whenever you are in a fix, it is so helpful. Or, if you have a weekend where 50 people want to party and got kicked out of 2 parties already and they showed up on your doorstep and you needed to get 4 kegs in 30 minutes(1 & 1/2 hour drive), I mean, it helps. broke your glasses? need to pay $50 for the E.R.? Your brakes go in your car? ANYTHING, it's there. Save change. Ever see those people with huge ass Jars with quarters? yeah, I just emptied mine for $500. Thanks Grandma, I love you. Always check out yardsales/stuff people left aside at the dump. One man's trash is another man's treasure. My entire 800W surround sound is due to $15 of just looking threw piles of shit. Invest, early. May seem like a waste now, but $50 now, is $2000 in 15-20 years.(more depending on how you invest, I'm talking about bonds and shit. any investing is smart.) Buy your girl something that is COACH. Designer shit is like diamonds to them, makes them melt, maybe even gets you laid all the time afterwards. Become VERY good friends with your Principal and Counselor. I would get in trouble SOOO much if I didnt have those two get me out of every thing. Fucking Skanks. (Or with your boss, kiss his ass = more money/good work environment) Always have a spare set of almost everything. I'm talking about keys, but if you have a spare of anything, at least it's there. I've really got nothing else. If I think of something, I'll post more useless shit. The thing with holding her lower stomach though, omg, increases plessure for her by at least 40% |
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Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
Lighters are perfect beer bottle openers. Any other flat surface will work as well. Place edge of the cap on the edge of the flat surface at a slight angle. Apply pressure to the top until it opens. Aeresol products + lighters have a surprisingly large reach. Enough to hit nearby walls and curtains. Climbing a tree when being chased by a bear does not work, bears can also climb trees. Amazingly hot girls actually WANT you to talk to them. Most guys think "Wow she's way too hot" and don't bother. This means by the end of the night these girls are usually lonely and dying for a real genuine conversation and not assholes spitting "lines". Do not piss or spit into the wind. |
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Rudeboy Supreme!
Registered Member #617
Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AM Posts: 1252 |
Holy shit toast, that is one GIANT ass schematic. Im too lazy to pull any handy facts out of my head right now, well i cnat think of any at the moment. So I just wrote a bunch of things you may want to think about before doing something. Just some silly advice. Some from personal experience, actually most, some just witnessed. Don't use a hunting knife to stab into the center of a round battery on your leg, personal experiance, not thinking leads to pain, ambulance, squirting blood, and stiches. Don't jump off of the last step of stairs if there is a rather large support beam over head. *OUCH* Dont trust fake leather belts to hold your body wieght. Always take a couple steps back from a person swinging a golf club (Also leads to hospital trips) Don't head butt your father with your head set on. (Mine broke!) Personal advice, on a first date, (Havent done this but i could picture it going bad) don't eat spaghetti. When taking out large sums of money, it is in your intrest to make sure when she hands you the $1900 you werent thinking of something else and try to buy something expensive with only $900... There is a certain number on rail way box cars that when removed/scratched/painted over makes the company have to take them off the track. wear gloves and a face cover when doing graffiti. When doing graffiti, know, when you hit up an audi dealership. Your shit will get buffed and repainted over within 12 hours. Dont put too much water in your bong, could get some slurpage. When you pop a random raging hard on in biology class, try not to be the one that has to get up and turn the lights off for the presentation. Whales have very large penises, they cum a fuck load. Dont make a kid mad if he has more than 12 brothers that are all middle eastern and jacked as shit. Don't swear on the Twassean- Victoria Ferry, 3 squad cars may come to arrest you half decked out in riot gear. When in a fancy resturant, make sure you use the washroom. They will have better furniture than you do in your whole house. and hey, who doesnt like watching the game while you take a leak? Its fun, but wrestleing your friends while drunk/high, can lead to much more violence  Dont try to call your mother to come pick you up, if its a wrench in your hand. You should probably just pass out now. Puking is always shitty, but if you do, make sure its on someone elses shit so you dont have to clean it up. Making a big scene in the middle of a city street is usually funny and enjoyable. Never except weed from a guy walking downtown a city that looks like if you say no he will stab you in the nut sack. Just keep walking. IF your metal shop teacher throws heavy objects closed to him, like wrenches and hammers. Don't make him mad. Last but most important, Clothes are over rated! Edited Sun Apr 06 2008, 08:53PM |
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Registered Member #1023
Joined: Tue Mar 04 2008, 07:00AMPosts: 181 |
Toast, wtf kinda anarchist are you? Either way, thats a sweet reply. WIN. WON. Here's your trophy. 
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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PM Posts: 3128 |
This thread is full of win. Go on. | ||
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