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Inconsistant Ownage Device
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Joined: Sat Dec 10 2005, 06:12PMPosts: 1058 |
1) a man often times confused with a woman because the name is feminine, but has a massive penis and flaunts it proudly 2) a person around the hieght of 6'2" and has sex with stuffed bears (usually cubs)on a double decker bus 3) a Boy who tends to get with psycho girl friends, and smells like cherries 1) our name is Rowan?I thought that was a girls name? 2) "that stuffed bear is so cute" "I think i will have sex with it" |
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Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AM Posts: 1543 |
ben one who wanks it in the bathroom in a hotel full of guys i cant believe he benned in the bathroom!! |
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Accused H4xor
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Joined: Fri Aug 11 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 350 |
Jacob Meaning a hot guy. People who are Jacob are very wanted by many women. another term used for bling. also known as Jacob the jewler who supplies diamonds to rappers and celebrities who then advertising it in their songs. other famous jewelers include Beth and Ice Man. you got that jacob on your neck" Tony Yayo song 'project princess' "I take you to see Jacob Beth in Jersey, you know, Ice Man in L.A You don't even know who I'm talkin about They all jewelers baby, heheheh Five karats, three karats, one karat Or maybe a cubic zirconium" Jayz song "girl's best friend" "I took ya outta Jacob's in clusters" Kanye West's song 'diamonds are forever' (remix) with jayz "When I speak of Diamonds in this song I ain't talkin bout the ones that be glown I'm talkin bout Rocafella, my home, my chain These ain't conflict diamonds,is they Jacob? don't lie to me man" Edited Sat Mar 08 2008, 09:36PM |
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01nk3d bY tEh P1g
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Joined: Thu Jan 04 2007, 05:27AMPosts: 707 |
Jared 37 up, 25 down One who humps legs until the point of ejaculation "My boyfriend pulled a Jared last night; needless to say he got my sheets all wet and I still got nothing out of it." |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
1. Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful. 2. To be the maddest cunt out, to be a Justin is to be of exceptionally high status. Both success with the minge and the money, things come easy to him. Respect. "Man, look at that guy, he pulls the bitches like a Justin!" 3. an awesome dude who could take over the world i just got back from taking over the world and curing the common cold with my 67630 friends 4. One who has a huge cock and please's the ladies. Look at him! He is hung like a Justin! BTW, noskill has the best one. Fits him perfectly. Edited Sat Mar 08 2008, 09:38PM |
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Joined: Fri Mar 16 2007, 04:31PM Posts: 790 |
3. Adrian 6 up, 4 down very hot guy with an AMAZING body and hot ass arms overall hot guy. girl 1: hey whats up? girl 2: -drools- girl 1: why are you drooling? girl 2: -points at adrian- girl 1: -drools- 2. adrian 27 up, 12 down God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks) >_> Edited Sat Mar 08 2008, 09:37PM |
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Rudeboy Supreme!
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Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AM Posts: 1252 |
HAHA Adrian beauty, Noskill=perfect, and Glitch, yours is good to. Edited Sat Mar 08 2008, 10:03PM | ||
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FT Classic Op
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Joined: Fri Dec 02 2005, 10:30PMPosts: 1545 |
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AM Posts: 3385 |
Haha, good one Alex...ander. | ||
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♥ (✿◠‿◠) ♥
Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PM Posts: 3128 |
I have so many good ones.. The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession. See HardGay. After winning the epic warcraft match, Daniel kevined his monitor. A Portuguese slang for penis "Woah thats a big kevin" a male that performs great intercourse on a female the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor. Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm. How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?. someone who has probably porked your mom Dude,that kevin is all over your mom |
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