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Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.
Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.
Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.
Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
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See, I had just recently started going out with my cousin again. Her brother decided not to kill me. I was out shopping when she caught my eye, It all started when we were on vacation at a beach house. My whole family and relatives including her. Well one day everyone goes to the beach and me and her decide to stay home and sleep late. we where alone. After we woke up, we took showers (seperate of course!) and I had an urge to go over there and talk to her after she got out. She was gorgeous; big breasts, Italian. Simply beautiful. And still a little wet from the shower, her brunette hair caressed her shoulders. She leaned close to me with only a thong and a tower on and said "dont be shy!" One thing led to another, and soon enough, we were making out on the couch, with her legs spread wide open. We've had a couple of incidents over the past week at the shore, where we would be alone talking and she would inch closer to me but I never suspected this. Today, she walked in the door and saw the two computers. Apparently, she played videogames, too. This only made me love her more. She told me her favorite game was Counterstrike, and it just so happened that I had Counterstrike: Source installed on both computers. I challenged her to a game, and she accepted. See, I'm the Counterstrike master amongst my friends. I have never lost a Counterstrike match, 1 vs 1 and my girlfriend was about to lose while I grinned and chuckled. She picked the map, Office, and we agreed to play to 50 kills. First match starts. I gain an early lead of 20-5. All of a sudden, she starts owning me and takes the lead with 37 compared to my measly 29. I tried the best I could, but lost. She gave me a playful punch on the shoulder, and I jammed my keyboard into her chest, hard enough to deflate her boobs. After all, I was the Counterstrike master. I get a keyboard, one that's not covered in her blood and titty juice. I start another round, and lose again. She laughs in between her fits of coughing up blood, and I take a sheet of glass and break it over her head. She's bleeding pretty badly, but I really don't care 'cause right now she's rushing at me with a Deagle and I need to kill her. Another ends, again with her the victor. Right now, she's got about 3 butterknives and a pencil protruding from her stomach. She's screaming, "Call 911!," but I just assume that that's Italian for "Rematch!" I pull out an easy victory in the next round. It might have been because blood was pouring out of every orafice on her body, but I think it was because I'm the fucking Counterstrike master. She's obviously not appreciating my victory, seeing as she's too busy convulsing on the floor, so I make her appreciate it by running her over with my SUV. Twice. By now, she has no pulse. I've tried everything I can to revive her, from Riverdancing on her face to reciting Sinbad's stand-up routines. I'm thinking of pouring gasoline in her mouth to try to wake her up, but I don't know if that'll make things worse. Any suggestions? Edited Sat Aug 19 2006, 02:00AM |
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ROFL!! Wu...that was so funny i can barely breathe | ||
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Try takin off her clothes and beating off into her ear. | ||
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Chaser of Orbs
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HAHA try running her over with the SUV again. That might work...if not, the only thing you can do is check out her room and see if she has any valuables, then sell them and move to Mexico. | ||
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I was a dog, but because I was really good, they moved me up to human being status.
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Quick question-- Getting "fresh" with your cousin?-- Funny story.. lol... "italian for another match" | ||
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GOD. |
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wu i cant tell if your serious about this first you fuck your cousin next you kill her?? whats left is fuck the dead body while it rots. |
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Ok everyone. For you forum noobs, search for any posts by wu with the word "cousin" in them, and you will see what has become of this. Yet another great addition to the cousin series, good job Wu! | ||
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Wu-banga |
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I should publish a book | ||
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good addition to the series that is wus cousin. you shouldnt write a book you should write multiple books and make a series. | ||
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Hotashi
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LOL. Wu for the Win. |
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Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.
Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.
Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.
Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
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