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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:21AM
everyone join in
WASSUP MY BOYS IN NEW ENGLAND BE WHIPPIN' UP ON DEM FINS. BALLIN

But first let's swing it over to fly for a report on Tom Brady's smile.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:22AM

Well Stu, Tom Brady's smile is a cornerstone to the Patriots winning. The Miami Dolphins looked at that smile and were so won over, they couldn't dare compete against it. And did I mention Bill Belichick? He actually invented the smile, as well as the light bulb and Jiffy Pop.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:22AM

Hey stu, that is right Tom Brady is GOD. But is he the best ever? Our analysts will let you know in 60 seconds!
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:23AM

Did someone say Brady? Like Brady Quinn, the best QB ever. All hail Notre Dame!
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:23AM

You guys are crazy! Tom Brady is a complete sham, and he makes a mockery of the NFL every single week.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:24AM

Does anyone even watch my segment?
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:25AM

You know what I like about the Patriots? They play physical football, and do things the right way. There is no
question they are a superbowl caliber team. Because they play physical football.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:26AM

Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're getting off topic. Now, could the 2007 Patriots beat the 72 Dolphins combined with the 85 Bears defense, and Jesus as the quarterback?
In a word, yes.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:26AM

Son of a bitch, you guys are annoying. Why do I get stuck with NASCAR and golf all the time?
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:27AM

See what the Patriots do is score points. And if they score more than the opposing team then they win the game.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:27AM

WHOOP WHOOP HE
COULD
GO
ALL
THE
WAY!
grahgle
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kd., Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:29AM
Wu-banga wrote ...
WHOOP WHOOP
Shoop?
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:29AM

Hey now, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:30AM

You know you're absolutely right, John. The offensive linemen and their size played a key role on that last play.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:31AM

What's up guys can we talk about baseball? Lol!
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Madvillain, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:32AM
LMAO
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:32AM

I'm Tony Kornheiser, and it seems that my colleague is a little off topic. Red Sox are going to the World Series. What do you think, Wilbon?
Good night, Canada...
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:33AM

All of you fail, everyone gets muted, and point goes to Mariotti.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:36AM

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, LOL.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:37AM

This is
exactly why I left.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:38AM

If you disagree with me, it's wrong.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:38AM

I work with the fruitiest man in ESPN history.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:39AM

No one watches our show guys, let's strip down and have an orgy.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:39AM
ESPN Analysts wrote ...

No one watches our show guys, let's strip down and have an orgy.

Hey, if you have an orgy with nothing but men that means you have sex with other men, which makes you a homosexual.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:41AM

Hey guys
I really like what the Cowboys are doing here coach, I really wish I wouldn't have retired
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:42AM

Get your serious business suit on guys, it's time for a mix of drugs in sports, and kids in Africa.
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Sean Salisbury wrote ...

If you disagree with me, it's wrong.

I hate you, John. My childish insults don't work on you and you still know so much more than me despite never touching a football in your life.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:44AM

All I know is Brett Favre is the greatest quarterback in the history of the world. I mean he's so good it boggles the mind. he has an arm and he throws the ball to his receivers and he does a good job so hes a quarterback.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:46AM

Thanks for the input John, theres never a wrong time to talk about Brett Farve.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:47AM

Even I'm not sure why ESPN hired me.
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Bill Parcels wrote ...

Even I'm not sure why ESPN hired me.

You should win a dancing contest like me coach.
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gLiTch, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:48AM
OMFG WHY WU!!! I WAS ONLY 100 POSTS AWAY FROM BEING IN THE TOP 10!!!! NOOO!!!
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gLiTch, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:49AM
OMFG WHY WU!!! I WAS ONLY 100 POSTS AWAY FROM BEING IN THE TOP 10!!!! NOOO!!!!
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gLiTch, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:49AM
OMFG WHY WU!!! I WAS ONLY 100 POSTS AWAY FROM BEING IN THE TOP 10!!!! NOOO!!!!!
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:49AM

You know. I think that the Patriots might be the best team in the Natunal Futball League, but don't be so quick to count out those Colts. I think that they can give them a good run for their money come playoff time!
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gLiTch, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:49AM
OMFG WHY WU!!! I WAS ONLY 100 POSTS AWAY FROM BEING IN THE TOP 10!!!! NOOO!!!!!!!
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:50AM

IT'S ALMOST GAME TIME BABY! I'M ON ACID RIGHT NOW!
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gLiTch, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:50AM
Look, i can do it to.
After 1000 posts, you are entitled to spam at will. Costs 300 mana, 2 second cooldown. 4 attainable ranks.
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gLiTch, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:50AM
Look, i can do it to.
After 1000 posts, you are entitled to spam at will. Costs 300 mana, 2 second cooldown. 4 attainable ranks..
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Wu-banga wrote ...

IT'S ALMOST GAME TIME BABY! I'M ON ACID RIGHT NOW!
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gLiTch, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:51AM
Look, i can do it to.
After 1000 posts, you are entitled to spam at will. Costs 300 mana, 2 second cooldown. 4 attainable ranks!
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gLiTch, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:51AM
Look, i can do it to.
After 1000 posts, you are entitled to spam at will. Costs 300 mana, 2 second cooldown. 4 attainable ranks!!
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:51AM
Glitch..continue and i'll have your posts deleted. At least stick to the subject matter.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:52AM

Just because we won doesn't mean we're good. Tomorrow we're starting at block one and doing it all over again. *Maybe if I continue to be humble they'll forget I cheat like a little bitch.*
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Wu-banga wrote ...
Glitch..continue and i'll have your posts deleted. At least stick to the subject matter.
Sheesh... take a joke plz?lol Was for a quick joke. Delete if you must. Not liek i really care.
BTW, this cant be made in one single post like your older ones why?
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Wu-banga wrote ...
Wu-banga wrote ...

IT'S ALMOST GAME TIME BABY! I'M ON ACID RIGHT NOW!

ACID WITH A CAPITAL A BABY!
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:54AM

THE PATRIOTS WIN CUZ THEY AINT GOT NO NAPPY HEADED HOES ON THEIR TEAM.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:55AM

wtf, Sportscenter? How did I get here?
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gLiTchâ„¢ wrote ...
Wu-banga wrote ...
Glitch..continue and i'll have your posts deleted. At least stick to the subject matter.
Sheesh... take a joke plz?lol Was for a quick joke. Delete if you must. Not liek i really care.
BTW, this cant be made in one single post like your older ones why?
lmao. Glitch, I seriously think he is joking. or else just trying to make another legendary thread. And in either case, you are in no wrong by posting your useless shit compared to Madden's retardation, lmfao.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:56AM

You know, this Red Sox team can seriously put a beating on these Rockies. Consider this series over as soon as they enter.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:56AM

And to be honest, whats the deal with airline food?
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:58AM

I'm sick of all the hate my boy Donavon Mcnabb is getting. It's only because he is a black quarterback.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:58AM

You'd be winning if my glorious mustache was still in charge.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:00AM

If only this hand could throw...
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:01AM

I'm here with Kruk to talk about pizza. Let's talk about pizza, Kruky!
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:01AM

My personal favorite is when they take that...pepperoni and the sausage...add a couple anchovies, some peppers, bacon, and mushrooms.
I get a Diet Coke to drink.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:03AM

I just wolf down a pie with everything on it.
Then I wash it down with.........POTROAST!!!
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:04AM

Our teams record is what?
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:04AM

See how Chris Wells exploded through that hole? It's like he hit the R2 button on the Xbox 540, for all you gamers out there.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:05AM

Told you I'm a better receiver!
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Told you I'm a better receiver!
Looking at the film I absolutely agree!
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:07AM

I'm a little Country.

I'm a little ROCK AND ROLL!
But we're both

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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:09AM

I JUST SOILED MYSELF
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:10AM
Well..I should probably go to bed..so..

Same time tommorow, knuckleheads!

Were gonna take a 23 and a half hour break!
*tosses paper at camera*

I'm a penis.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:11AM

IF YOU WANT TO CROWN THEM, THEN CROWN THEIR ASS! BUT THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE, AND WE LET THEM OFF THE HOOK!
THEY.ARE.WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:13AM

QUITE FRANKLY I'VE HAD A LOT OF LULZ IN THIS THREAD BUT IT'S TIME TO EAT CHEESE DOODLES AND GO TO SLEEP
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:13AM
Steven A. Smith wrote ...

UITE FRANKLY I'VE HAD A LOT OF LULZ IN THIS THREAD BUT IT'S TO EAT CHEESE DOODLES AND GO TO SLEEP

AS MUCH AS I'VE DISAGREED WITH YOU IN THE PAST STEPHEN A. I MUST SAY THAT I WHOLE-HEARTEDLY AGREE!
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:14AM

Coach said its alright to bleed from the ears.
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:15AM

Did he say anything about bleeding from the spine?
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kd., Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:53AM
Get
The
Fuck
Out
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aborted fetus, Mon Oct 22 2007, 10:34AM
Wu-banga wrote ...

QUITE FRANKLY I'VE HAD A LOT OF LULZ IN THIS THREAD BUT IT'S TIME TO EAT CHEESE DOODLES AND GO TO SLEEP
My name is Stephen A. Smith. Make sure you don't forget to say my middle initial. It's the only thing I have that makes me feel important...like a legitmate reporter.
...
Another great thread from Wu.
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emerican, Mon Oct 22 2007, 11:19AM
Wu-banga wrote ...

IT'S ALMOST GAME TIME BABY! I'M ON ACID RIGHT NOW!
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
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Wu-banga, Mon Oct 22 2007, 11:35AM

Tony Kornheiser: How the fuck did I end up here? lol
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X`terrania, Mon Oct 22 2007, 12:16PM
In Soviet Russia, sports bet on you!
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Knightrider, Mon Oct 22 2007, 05:44PM
Haha. The penis thing was funny. That guy was awesome whoever did that.
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L3muR, Mon Oct 22 2007, 06:57PM
Wu, i fucking love you. Make my babies.
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emerican, Mon Oct 22 2007, 06:58PM
LOL @ LEE CORSO
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nostie, Mon Oct 22 2007, 09:30PM
I don't even WATCH ESPN and this shit is funny.
MORE MADDEN PLOX
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X`terrania wrote ...
In Soviet Russia, sports bet on you!
Will you be my daddy, Xter?
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kd., Mon Oct 22 2007, 10:10PM
He's mine. Sorry Fetus.
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aborted fetus, Mon Oct 22 2007, 11:25PM
kddude wrote ...
He's mine. Sorry Fetus.
Want to fight over him?
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 12:24AM

Wait so how did you do that penis thing again?
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 12:25AM

Check the internet
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 12:28AM

Dolphins losing? INCONCIEVABLE
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 12:28AM

Did someone say receiving?
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emerican, Tue Oct 23 2007, 12:29AM
Remember, Monkey is code for
vagina
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 12:34AM

YO DAWG SOMEONE SAY VAGINA UP IN HER?
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 12:36AM

Someone say dogs?
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drunkirishmafia, Tue Oct 23 2007, 12:54AM
i was kinda hoping to see the OSU coach saying something in here....*sigh
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Kirby, Tue Oct 23 2007, 01:04AM
wowzomglawl, i cant believe i just read all of that. o.O
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emerican, Tue Oct 23 2007, 01:43AM
ROFL MICHAEL VICK
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JJ REDICK IS THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYER EVER BABY

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X`terrania, Tue Oct 23 2007, 02:54AM
i swur im innocint of anything they says i dun, boss.
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aborted fetus, Tue Oct 23 2007, 03:21AM

American by birth, Texan by the grace of God.
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aborted fetus wrote ...

American by birth, Texan by the grace of God.
lmao!
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 10:28AM
I will add more when I get home from school
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kddude wrote ...
He's mine. Sorry Fetus.
I love you like the son I've never had.
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 08:33PM

SUP YALL DIS IS STUART SCOTT IN DA HOOD
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 08:33PM

And I am Sean Salisbury
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 08:34PM

And I am Neil Everett
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 08:34PM

And I am Lou Holtz
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 08:34PM

And I am Skip Bayless
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 08:34PM

And I am...who the fuck am I?
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 08:35PM

And I am John "The Mon" Madden
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 08:35PM

And I am Bob Barker, have your pets spayed or neutered
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 08:35PM

And I am King Leonidas...get the fuck out of my endzone pats
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 08:36PM

And I am Queen Latifah y'all
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Kcow, Tue Oct 23 2007, 08:37PM

And I am Dan Rather and this is 60 Minutes!
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DaKiNdLa, Sun Oct 28 2007, 06:53PM
Funniest thread EVER
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kcow fails