Black Hole Game: Results Thread

Wu-banga, Sun Jun 04 2006, 05:51PM





Three holes, one choice. Welcome to the black hole.

In a previous participation thread, users were met with the predicament of being forced to stick their sexual organ into one of three holes. I held them all at gun point, making them drop their pants and choose a hole to jam themselves into. Also, I have given their families a small friendly puppy with an internal bomb set inside of it. If the participants failed to comply, I would have detonated this bomb. The family had no idea that this pup was set to explode. Sorry Alex

Anyway, here are the results:

Choosers of Hole #1:

Night_Ninja




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Oh my! What is going on behind Hole #1? Well if it isn't the World Famous Blindfolded Lollipop Competition: Female Division! In this all-female competition, women stand ready, blindfolded, to find out who can lick to the center of a Tootsie Pop in the fastest time. Why the blindfolds? Silly Goose. Everything is more fun with blindfolds! A young woman named Jessica Alba stands behind Hole #1, with tongue ready, to start licking away at whatever pops out of Hole #1 like a wild dog.

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Choosers of Hole #2:


BuBBLe GooSe
eMeRiCaN
.4ngryToasters
kddude



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Meet Flo the Fryer. Flo is a master at deep frying sausage links. In this process, Flo slices and dices these sausages. She also batters them up for the good ol Deep Fryer 4000. Her world renowned dishes bring people from all around the globe to taste her wondrous goods. It seems that Flo has very poor eyesight, but it just so happens that her vision is good enough to detect whatever sausage shaped object that comes out of the dispensing hole. A wiggling figure pops out of Hole #2. Flo gets her knife and fryer and prepares a tasty meal.

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Choosers of Hole #3:


Bleek
aborted fetus



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Behind the darkness of hole #3 stands Marty the Maceman. Marty holds the world title for the Extreme Mole Whacking Competition. In this game, instead of using a plastic mallet, a giant mace is used. The harder one hits the mole, the more points earned. It is said that Marty smashes moles with the force of 1,000 iron fists. He also has the reflexes of a sly fox, so don't be surprised by his lightning fast speed. A new competition is about to begin in the world of Mole Whacking. Marty stands ready with his eyes set on Hole #3.