I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
nostie, Wed May 16 2007, 03:14AMFor a while now I slept with my friend's girlfriend, but he never knew... well he found out, and got really pissed and disgusted... so he left his girlfriend, and told me i was a sick, twisted person for backstabbing him like that and being so weird like i am. so i literally grabbed his arm, put it on a table, and pushed his elbow the wrong direction and broke his arm (his bone was sticking out the other side)... I got 3 years in juvy, but i got visits from my friend's ex... and for some reason her parents came and let her see me... you'd think that her parents would be freaked out and not want her anywhere near me, but they came... and for some reason they kept saying "i love you"... that freaked me out...
So the day i got out, she picked me up and was so excited she jumped on my dick while still in the car, and her parents were in the front seats!!! her dad kept driving, and when we got back to her house I still hadn't came. i walked in with her on my dick, and we went upstairs to continue... but her parents followed us and wanted to join in... this was freaking me out by now, but i joined in and tried to let it go that this was crazy ass shit... All of the sudden, this girl's dad pulled out his dick and told me to suck it or else i had to take it in the ass. when i told him i don't like small objects in my mouth, he smacked me in the face and told me i was grounded... at this point i was so confused... i had no idea what was going on... how the hell could he ground me? who the fuck did he think he was? oh wait. that was my dad... and i was fucking my sister... never fucked my mom though... that'll have to wait.
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
Ninca, Wed May 16 2007, 03:18AM
you aren't wu
stop trying
<3
Ninca, Wed May 16 2007, 03:18AM
you aren't wu
stop trying
<3
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
nostie, Wed May 16 2007, 03:19AM
nostie, Wed May 16 2007, 03:19AM
Mr 
wrote ...
you aren't wu
stop trying
<3
/agree wrote ...you aren't wu
stop trying
<3
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
.neXTt, Wed May 16 2007, 03:26AM
pwhahha nice try though. it was nice beginning but i could tell you got lazy in the end. good shit =P wu #2
.neXTt, Wed May 16 2007, 03:26AM
Mr wrote ...
you aren't wu
stop trying
<3
wrote ...you aren't wu
stop trying
<3
pwhahha nice try though. it was nice beginning but i could tell you got lazy in the end. good shit =P wu #2
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
nostie, Wed May 16 2007, 03:31AM
yeah I didn't know how to end it. wu always comes up with people yelling shit like "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA"
nostie, Wed May 16 2007, 03:31AM
yeah I didn't know how to end it. wu always comes up with people yelling shit like "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA"
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
alcosatz, Wed May 16 2007, 04:11AM
Spoken like a true prodigy.
alcosatz, Wed May 16 2007, 04:11AM
Mr wrote ...
you aren't wu
stop trying
<3
wrote ...you aren't wu
stop trying
<3
Spoken like a true prodigy.
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
.4ngryToasters, Wed May 16 2007, 04:16AM
My sentiments exactly
.4ngryToasters, Wed May 16 2007, 04:16AM
you aren't wu
stop trying
<3
My sentiments exactly
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
Amped, Wed May 16 2007, 04:17AM
...shush, Nostie.
Amped, Wed May 16 2007, 04:17AM
Mr wrote ...
you aren't wu
stop trying
<3
wrote ...you aren't wu
stop trying
<3
...shush, Nostie.
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
gLiTch, Wed May 16 2007, 04:53AM
i give him credit though..... funny thing is, i thought this was a true story until the parents saying i love you in jail....rofl
gLiTch, Wed May 16 2007, 04:53AM
i give him credit though..... funny thing is, i thought this was a true story until the parents saying i love you in jail....rofl
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
3stripeninja, Wed May 16 2007, 04:32PM
Yeah i thought it was a true story at the begining<--- spelled wrong? lol try harder =p
3stripeninja, Wed May 16 2007, 04:32PM
Yeah i thought it was a true story at the begining<--- spelled wrong? lol try harder =p
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
, Wed May 16 2007, 05:16PM
FAKE: nostie having sex? fake
, Wed May 16 2007, 05:16PM
FAKE: nostie having sex? fake
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
nostie, Wed May 16 2007, 06:17PM
nostie, Wed May 16 2007, 06:17PM
gLiTchâ„¢ wrote ...
i give him credit though..... funny thing is, i thought this was a true story until the parents saying i love you in jail....rofl
that's what it was meant to sound like at first... i can't end stories. kthx.i give him credit though..... funny thing is, i thought this was a true story until the parents saying i love you in jail....rofl
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
Wu-banga, Wed May 16 2007, 06:47PM
Wu-banga, Wed May 16 2007, 06:47PM
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
Deo, Wed May 16 2007, 07:27PM
I didn't it was fake till some one said it was, i just thought you were stupid for not recognizing your own parents.
Deo, Wed May 16 2007, 07:27PM
I didn't it was fake till some one said it was, i just thought you were stupid for not recognizing your own parents.
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
Mercenary, Wed May 16 2007, 08:05PM
Mercenary, Wed May 16 2007, 08:05PM
Deo wrote ...
I didn't it was fake till some one said it was, i just thought you were stupid for not recognizing your own parents.
lmaoI didn't it was fake till some one said it was, i just thought you were stupid for not recognizing your own parents.
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
Zero, Wed May 16 2007, 08:43PM
thought the entire first paragraph was real. until I stopped and thought "Wait.... ive seen a picture of nostie and I cant picture him breaking anyones arm. His friend that got cheated on must have been like 10 years old" lol
NT virgin. Sex for you will be soo unpleasant for your first time. I mean, I have other gay friends, you arent the only one
Zero, Wed May 16 2007, 08:43PM
thought the entire first paragraph was real. until I stopped and thought "Wait.... ive seen a picture of nostie and I cant picture him breaking anyones arm. His friend that got cheated on must have been like 10 years old" lol
NT virgin. Sex for you will be soo unpleasant for your first time. I mean, I have other gay friends, you arent the only one
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
Noname|Boom, Wed May 16 2007, 09:17PM
Nt man.
Noname|Boom, Wed May 16 2007, 09:17PM
Nt man.
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
drunkirishmafia, Thu May 17 2007, 01:28AM
keep trying....
drunkirishmafia, Thu May 17 2007, 01:28AM
keep trying....
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
nostie, Thu May 17 2007, 04:29AM
nostie, Thu May 17 2007, 04:29AM
drunkirishmafia wrote ...
keep trying....
uhhh. k. but I'll post it under Wu's name. keep trying....
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
Syntax, Thu May 17 2007, 04:35AM
Agreed.
Good try tho...kinda
Syntax, Thu May 17 2007, 04:35AM
Mr wrote ...
you aren't wu
stop trying
<3
wrote ...you aren't wu
stop trying
<3
Agreed.
Good try tho...kinda
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
Ninca, Thu May 17 2007, 12:02PM
you can't just use Wu's handle, you'd also have to use his blue rose icon instead of your beatiful eye!
Ninca, Thu May 17 2007, 12:02PM
nostie wrote ...
drunkirishmafia wrote ...
keep trying....
uhhh. k. but I'll post it under Wu's name. keep trying....
you can't just use Wu's handle, you'd also have to use his blue rose icon instead of your beatiful eye!
Re: I've waited a long time to tell you all this.
drunkirishmafia, Thu May 17 2007, 08:58PM
sorry i just love quoting myself
drunkirishmafia, Thu May 17 2007, 08:58PM
Mr wrote ...
you can't just use Wu's handle, you'd also have to use his blue rose icon instead of your beatiful eye!
wrote ...nostie wrote ...
drunkirishmafia wrote ...
keep trying....
uhhh. k. but I'll post it under Wu's name. keep trying....
you can't just use Wu's handle, you'd also have to use his blue rose icon instead of your beatiful eye!
sorry i just love quoting myself
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