Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
Wu-banga, Sat Dec 30 2006, 10:38AMThis is completly honest to god, unlike some of my past threads. I'm in trouble. I was just wrestling with my cousin while listening to House of Pain - Jump Around and we were doing moves to eachother (she's weaker than me, so she can't do much), but I wanted to give her a Piledriver and accidentally drove her head down. The problem is that while I picked her up for a Piledriver I had a boner, and when I brought her down her head spiked my penis and sandwiched it into the ground. I may go to the hospital later, cause i'm really hurt, but my mom isn't home yet with a car...My cousin is fine though, which is the most important thing.
UNDERTAKER wrestled a match with a boner before and he came out just fine.
and Dude, I just HAD one, Jesus... it's not like it's something that happens every ONCE in a while, I get boners all the time for some reason. I dunno, I was really worried cause my cousin was hurt too, but I don't know, whenever I go to the bathroom it is like there is a twig caught in there...
Re: Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
nostie, Sat Dec 30 2006, 05:52PM
that's officially your worst cousin story. ever.
nostie, Sat Dec 30 2006, 05:52PM
that's officially your worst cousin story. ever.
Re: Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
bleek, Sat Dec 30 2006, 06:20PM
Yeh, the line "This is completly honest to god, unlike some of my past threads" killed it.
bleek, Sat Dec 30 2006, 06:20PM
Yeh, the line "This is completly honest to god, unlike some of my past threads" killed it.
Re: Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
kevin, Sat Dec 30 2006, 07:52PM
you should see a doctor, wu!! Quick!
kevin, Sat Dec 30 2006, 07:52PM
you should see a doctor, wu!! Quick!
Re: Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
jigg4joe, Sat Dec 30 2006, 08:34PM
dude, are you a cousin-fucker? cause if you are it's cool man. really. i'd fuck your cousin too.
seriously tho, that musta hurt. can you still...y'know...does it still work?
jigg4joe, Sat Dec 30 2006, 08:34PM
dude, are you a cousin-fucker? cause if you are it's cool man. really. i'd fuck your cousin too.
seriously tho, that musta hurt. can you still...y'know...does it still work?
Re: Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
Wu-banga, Sat Dec 30 2006, 08:54PM
dude its not a story
Wu-banga, Sat Dec 30 2006, 08:54PM
dude its not a story
Re: Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
O_Mega, Sat Dec 30 2006, 09:10PM
Stop. Just....stop.
O_Mega, Sat Dec 30 2006, 09:10PM
Stop. Just....stop.
Re: Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
gartho, Sat Dec 30 2006, 09:36PM
well u posted this on the same day u posted your vote for my cousin thread so thats what gave u away to me.
gartho, Sat Dec 30 2006, 09:36PM
well u posted this on the same day u posted your vote for my cousin thread so thats what gave u away to me.
Re: Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
aborted fetus, Sat Dec 30 2006, 11:52PM
You should submit that to Penthouse Forums...
aborted fetus, Sat Dec 30 2006, 11:52PM
You should submit that to Penthouse Forums...
Re: Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
nostie, Sun Dec 31 2006, 06:09AM
or the fact that he writes these all of the time???...
nostie, Sun Dec 31 2006, 06:09AM
gartho wrote ...
well u posted this on the same day u posted your vote for my cousin thread so thats what gave u away to me.
well u posted this on the same day u posted your vote for my cousin thread so thats what gave u away to me.
or the fact that he writes these all of the time???...
Re: Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
gLiTch, Sun Dec 31 2006, 06:53PM
i believe him...lol and if its not true i still will think its true and laugh just as much because thats some funny shit.
but if im correct... if your doing an actual piledriver.. then the physics just dont fit. Your penis wouldnt get cought between her head and the floor. her head should be between your knees when you land. You land on your "shin's" and between your knees is her head. Unless your Boner is 14 inches long i highly doubt that is physically possible.
gLiTch, Sun Dec 31 2006, 06:53PM
i believe him...lol and if its not true i still will think its true and laugh just as much because thats some funny shit.
but if im correct... if your doing an actual piledriver.. then the physics just dont fit. Your penis wouldnt get cought between her head and the floor. her head should be between your knees when you land. You land on your "shin's" and between your knees is her head. Unless your Boner is 14 inches long i highly doubt that is physically possible.
Re: Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
Noname|Boom, Sun Dec 31 2006, 10:15PM
ouch.
Noname|Boom, Sun Dec 31 2006, 10:15PM
ouch.
Re: Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
A Drunk, Mon Jan 01 2007, 03:40AM
What if he does have a 14 inch boner, it is possible. The largest penis even is like 3 feet or something
A Drunk, Mon Jan 01 2007, 03:40AM
What if he does have a 14 inch boner, it is possible. The largest penis even is like 3 feet or something
Re: Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
gLiTch, Mon Jan 01 2007, 05:55AM
3 feet LOL if thats true i feel bad for that guy... i mean... wat if u get a boner in public lol think about it. or if your at your family barbecue and u stare at your hot aunts tits and get one. wat do u say to your family when soemthign 3 feet long starts growing down your leg in your pants...
gLiTch, Mon Jan 01 2007, 05:55AM
3 feet LOL if thats true i feel bad for that guy... i mean... wat if u get a boner in public lol think about it. or if your at your family barbecue and u stare at your hot aunts tits and get one. wat do u say to your family when soemthign 3 feet long starts growing down your leg in your pants...
Re: Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
BuBBLe GooSe, Tue Jan 02 2007, 08:32AM
3 feet? Damn thats a huge knob...
BuBBLe GooSe, Tue Jan 02 2007, 08:32AM
3 feet? Damn thats a huge knob...
Re: Guys, I just gave my cousin a Piledriver...
g@zz, Tue Jan 09 2007, 10:02AM
Mmmmm....K ..... he gets a boner wrestling with his cousin.......and then admits it online.... in a public forum..... Wu needs help not just for his busted dick...
g@zz, Tue Jan 09 2007, 10:02AM
Mmmmm....K ..... he gets a boner wrestling with his cousin.......and then admits it online.... in a public forum..... Wu needs help not just for his busted dick...
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