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NoSkill, Thu Oct 09 2008, 02:26AM
The fucking world is going to go into a depression guys, seriously, like loss of infrastructure shit, riots in the street shit, fuckin niggas on your lawn and shit.
I strongly suggest everyone prepare for this in the way that the people in the book "Patriots: Surviving the Coming Collapse" by James Wesley Rawles did.
or perhaps "Crisis Preparedness Handbook: A Complete Guide to Home Storage and Physical Survival" by Jack Spigarelli is more useful as a guide.
and even "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead" by Max Brooks because if you can survive zombies you can survive a little depression.
So yah, get guns, non-perishables, hand tools, I dunno... fuckin... like rope and shit. All the stuff you're gonna need when your ATM doesn't work & your bank won't open and bread is selling for $172 a loaf...
Seriously mother fuckers I'm not joking. One of my best friends owns about 15 guns including an AK, AR-15, 30yd6 and a variety of pistols & shotguns. The only thing I don't have is a retreat somewhere... definitely don't want to stay in the city...
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NoSkill, Thu Oct 09 2008, 02:29AM
Oh and don't vote for McCain & Palin, they're fucking morons compared to Obama & Biden... the former two couldn't even spell economy.
Seriously, check out their educational backgrounds... who is more equipped to deal with problems of this nature? No wonder McCain wants to go to fucking war, he's too stupid to do anything else.
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John McCainFollowing in the footsteps of his father and grandfather, McCain entered the United States Naval Academy at Annapolis. There, he was a friend and informal leader for many of his classmates, and sometimes stood up for people who were being bullied. He also became a lightweight boxer.
McCain came into conflict with higher-ranking personnel, he did not always obey the rules, and that contributed to a low class rank (894 of 899) despite a strong intelligence. He did well in academic subjects that interested him, such as literature and history, but studied only enough to pass subjects he struggled with, such as mathematics. McCain graduated in 1958.
Sarah PalinPalin spent her first college semester at Hawaii Pacific College, transferring in 1983 to North Idaho College and then to the University of Idaho. She attended Matanuska-Susitna College in Alaska for one term, returning to the University of Idaho to complete her Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism, graduating in 1987.
vs.
Barack ObamaFollowing high school, Obama moved to Los Angeles, where he studied at Occidental College for two years. He then transferred to Columbia University in New York City, where he majored in political science with a specialization in international relations. Obama graduated with a B.A. from Columbia in 1983.
Obama entered Harvard Law School in late 1988 and at the end of his first year was selected as an editor of the Harvard Law Review based on his grades and a writing competition. In his second year he was elected president of the Law Review, a full-time volunteer position functioning as editor-in-chief and supervising the law review’s staff of 80 editors. Obama’s election in February 1990 as the first black president of the Harvard Law Review was widely reported and followed by several long, detailed profiles. He graduated with a Juris Doctor (J.D.) magna cum laude from Harvard in 1991.
Obama taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School for twelve years, as a Lecturer for four years (1992–1996), and as a Senior Lecturer for eight years (1996–2004).
Joe BidenHe attended the University of Delaware in Newark, where he graduated with a double major in history and political science in 1965. He went on to receive his J.D. from Syracuse University College of Law in 1968, and was admitted to the Delaware Bar in 1969.
So, in summary it all comes down to the following decision:
Do I want the two most powerful people on earth to have barely survived their pathetic college experiences (one of whom only even gained entrance because of what his daddy and grandpa did) while gaining no usable educational value?
Do I want the two most powerful people on earth to have extremely advanced degrees, which they earned themselves despite coming from poor beginnings, and one of them having even spent 12 years as an actual college professor?
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Maddogme, Thu Oct 09 2008, 02:33AM
Rofl, so if we vote for Obama we have less than a chance of going into a depression, all obama wnats is fame and power. he's tell you lies that you want to hear and you want to be true.
Oh and also, how do you think we got out of the last depression?
WW2 so rofl@you.
Next time, the thing that seems bad is actually good. Obama is just throwing a up a curtian saying "Don't mind the problems we have behind the curtian."
So fuck it, Vote McCain/Palin. THEY are the right people to vote for, unless you want to have a black MUSSLIUM president.

Peace Through Superior Firepower
Re: Buy Guns & Water Now!!!
kamikaze, Thu Oct 09 2008, 02:33AM
WHAT
THE
FUCK!
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OneLove1252, Thu Oct 09 2008, 03:01AM
Actually my roommate is into all that zombie surviving stuff, so I think were prepared.
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Zero, Thu Oct 09 2008, 03:02AM
You guys are creepy. I still need to go to college and get married so... have fun with your cowboys and Indians game but....
brblife
L2live
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Ruskiy Soldat, Thu Oct 09 2008, 03:09AM
idk my neighborhood is gated and have like 30 trolls surrounding the area. but damn thats fucking crazy
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O_Mega, Thu Oct 09 2008, 03:31AM
In Soviet Russia, Gated Communities troll you.
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b4ndito, Thu Oct 09 2008, 03:34AM
Maddogme wrote ...
Oh and also, how do you think we got out of the last depression?
WW2 so rofl@you.
It's people like you who make it harder for people like me to sound credible.
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Noname|Boom, Thu Oct 09 2008, 03:52AM
Maddogme wrote ...
So fuck it, Vote McCain/Palin. THEY are the right people to vote for, unless you want to have a black MUSSLIUM president.
I love how racism is 50% of your argument.
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b4ndito, Thu Oct 09 2008, 04:01AM
Noname|Boom wrote ...
Maddogme wrote ...
So fuck it, Vote McCain/Palin. THEY are the right people to vote for, unless you want to have a black MUSSLIUM president.
I love how racism is 50% of your argument.
b4ndito wrote ...
Maddogme wrote ...
Oh and also, how do you think we got out of the last depression?
WW2 so rofl@you.
It's people like you who make it harder for people like me to sound credible.
REITERATION WAS WARRANTED.
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.4ngryToasters, Thu Oct 09 2008, 04:02AM
anarchist cookbook, find a copy.
one does not simply google the cookbook...
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kd., Thu Oct 09 2008, 04:03AM
Maddogme wrote ...
unless you want to have a black MUSSLIUM president.
not sure if you're trolling or trying to piss people off
either's working, although both candidates are undesirable at best.
Re: Buy Guns & Water Now!!!
Maddogme, Thu Oct 09 2008, 04:05AM
Wow, LOL? You think I'm racist, kthx.
I dgaf if he was black, just the point that he's a fucking muslim you ass face.
He's a fucking bum just looking for change.
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peacebypeice, Thu Oct 09 2008, 04:17AM
thats not really racist..its prejudice but hey i reserve my right to judge people as i wish
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Rusty, Thu Oct 09 2008, 04:48AM
Funny, wasn't he raised Christian? I could swear he is, ohh, because he is.
It's uninformed people, like above statements (seems everyone has thought mad was right, and didn't bother to correct him) that will ruin this country, not the people leading it.
GG, please don't vote if you can.
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Maddogme, Thu Oct 09 2008, 05:55AM
Oh, I'm so sorry. He should be, the fucker doesn't say the pledge of allegiance, so what does this mean, he's not going to swear on the bible?
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Enjoy your snopes bullshit
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"Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama Sr. (black muslim) of Nyangoma-Kogelo, Siaya District, Kenya, and Ann Dunham of Wichita, Kansas. (white atheist ).
When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced and his father returned to Kenya. His mother married Lolo Soetoro -- a Muslim -- moving to Jakarta with Obama when he was six years old. Within six months he had learned to speak the Indonesian language. Obama spent "two years in a Muslim school, then two more in a Catholic school" in Jakarta. Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim while admitting that he was once a Muslim, mitigating that damning information by saying that, for two years, he also attended a Catholic school.
Obama's father, Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. was a radical Muslim who migrated from Kenya to Jakarta, Indonesia. He met Obama's mother, Ann Dunham-a white atheist from Wichita, Kansas-at the University of Hawaii at Manoa. Obama, Sr. and Dunham divorced when Barack, Jr. was two.
Obama's spinmeisters are now attempting to make it appear that Obama's introduction to Islam came from his father and that influence was temporary at best.
In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya immediately following the divorce and never again had any direct influence over his son's education.
Dunham married another Muslim, Lolo Soetoro who educated his stepson as a good Muslim by enrolling him in one of Jakarta's Wahabbi schools. Wahabbism is the radical teaching that created the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad on the industrialized world.
Since it is politically expedient to be a Christian when you are seeking political office in the United States, Obama joined the United Church of Christ to help purge any notion that he is still a Muslim."
"Did Obama's mother go on to marry another Muslim named Lolo Soetoro who "educated his stepson as a good Muslim by enrolling him in one of Jakarta's Wahabbi schools?"
Yes and no. When Obama's mother remarried, it was indeed to an Indonesian man named Lolo Soetoro, whom his stepson describes as a "non-practicing" Muslim. But it was his "secular" mother who supervised his education, Obama has written, sending him to both Catholic and Muslim primary schools after the family moved to Jakarta. There is nothing on record to indicate Obama attended a madrassa (Muslim religious school) run by Wahabbists, and in any case it's unlikely his mother would have chosen to expose him to such an extreme form of Islam given her stated abhorrence of religious closed-mindedness and her stated goal of giving him a well-rounded education, including in matters of faith.
(Update: CNN has tracked down the school in question, the Basuki School in Jakarta, which a deputy headmaster described as a "public school" with no particular religious agenda. "In our daily lives, we try to respect religion, but we don't give preferential treatment," he told CNN. A classmate of Obama's described the school as "general," with students of many religious backgrounds attending. Obama entered the school at the age of 8 and attended for two years.)
Is it true that "Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim while admitting that he was once a Muslim?"
Once a Muslim? When? Unless I missed it while skimming Obama's two books and sundry news interviews, the senator has never mentioned being a Muslim at any point in his life. Yes, he lived in a Muslim country during part of his childhood and briefly attended a Muslim school there, but he certainly wasn't raised a Muslim and has never been, so far as I have been able to determine, a practitioner of that faith.
That anyone, let alone a sitting U.S. senator with designs on the highest office in the land, would conceal being a Muslim for twenty-odd years while going through the outward motions of practicing Christianity (or vice-versa, for that matter) is a bizarre accusation. I would be tempted to dismiss it as paranoid lunacy if it weren't so obviously a crass, politically-motivated smear.
Is it true that when Obama was sworn into office he used the Koran (Qur'an) instead of the Bible?
No. According to news accounts Barack Obama placed his hand on his personal Bible during his Senate swearing-in ceremony, which was conducted by Vice-President Dick Cheney. Those making this allegation have apparently confused Obama with Congressman Keith Ellison, who actually is a Muslim and was sworn in on January 4, 2007 using a copy of the Queran."
Brb Queran
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5 Dollar Holler, Thu Oct 09 2008, 11:30AM
Clearly the way to a stronger economy is to:
1) Raise income taxes, giving people less money to put into the economy
2) Raise corporate taxes, forcing businesses to either close or go overseas
3) Raise dividend taxes, decreasing the incentive to invest in the stock market
McCain/Palin: The government should rely on its people for survival
Obama/Biden: The people should rely on their government for survival
Pick one.
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5 Dollar Holler, Thu Oct 09 2008, 11:31AM
Also, for your viewing pleasure, a black republican:
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b4ndito, Thu Oct 09 2008, 12:18PM
lol 8:30 was hilarious.
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Compost, Thu Oct 09 2008, 03:44PM
The problem with Obama is that all his changes and plans, take butt loads of money. Also look at it this way, if a democrat wins, generally what they will do is raise big business taxes. If a conservative wins, they will try to cut them. Obama or Mccain wouldn't be on their party ticket if they didn't uphold the parties general will. So you can pretty much trust that they will do the same thing Bush or Clinton did respectively. Only in times of crisis does this idea differ (which is where you will either decide you want a more experienced street smart, or Higher "elite" educated person). Also Obama isn't going to pull out of Iraq or Afghanistan until the whole thing is over. Losing a war means that we would be giving countries that are truly hostile to us an upper hand. I mean right now Venezuela is letting Russian warships do military maneuvers right off of their coast. Waters that are generally controlled by the US. The downfall in the economy is caused by poor loan decisions by the common consumer, and unethical yet legal buyouts and loans on things like Mortgages by large companies. The problem is that ppl aren't properly educated on how to invest, save, and use credit.
Also the general public can make speculations all they want on Obama's true faith. Yet unless you know him personally (even then sometimes I don't think you should) those kind of ideas have no basis or need.
P.S to anybody who says McCain wants to go to war. We are already at war so get over bitches. (McCain McDonalds lawl their name. MickyD's MickyC's)
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Rusty, Thu Oct 09 2008, 05:02PM
I can't tell if that video is satire or not...
All I know is I see this country heading towards a communism (with the bailout plan) and the highest yearly deficit in ages. If anyone thinks to rid us of this debt is to lower taxes is a moron. I'd rather not pay more money, but the country needs us too, so I will. It's shitty, but that's the way it is. McCain could lower taxes his first year in office, but I can sure as hell guarantee he'll raise them before his four years are up, because of the massive spending he'll be doing.
So I'm pretty much scared. But I'm going home to vote to keep income taxes and to decriminalize weed. Massachusetts ballot is awesome!
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Ruskiy Soldat, Thu Oct 09 2008, 05:17PM
All i got to say FUCK MCCAIN.
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NoSkill, Thu Oct 09 2008, 07:25PM
THIS ISNT A FUCKING POLITICAL THREAD YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!!
THIS IS A WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN INFLATIONMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!
Seriously!!! Look at the fucking stock market right before 1935!! Does that fucking slope look familiar!?!?
It's almost Get Out of Dodge time AND I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING!!!
Survival gear! Get it now! Because when the banks won't open & money isn't worth the paper it's printed on WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO GET THE BASIC NECCESSITIES YOU NEED TO SURVIVE?!
I'M NOT JOKING PEOPLE!!!
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b4ndito, Thu Oct 09 2008, 07:30PM
NoSkill, I assure you. I can make fire, and I own weapons. I'll be fine.
But the world isn't ending. The stock market is going down.
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Noname|Boom, Thu Oct 09 2008, 07:51PM
Maddogme wrote ...
Wow, LOL? You think I'm racist, kthx.
I dgaf if he was black, just the point that he's a fucking muslim you ass face.
He's a fucking bum just looking for change.
Right here is a fucking Muslim you ass face. I'm a Muslim myself so shut the fuck up. What the fuck does being Muslim have to do with it, give me three good reasons. Prejudice more, I'm sure you think that all Muslims are radical and terrorists and think the only purpose of it is to kill people; wrong. I hope you know that Islam is just as similar to Christianity as Judaism. Stop making general assumptions based on the media, and please leave the racism out of this, as it has nothing to do with the election, just pisses more people off. It's a good laugh to make a racist joke once and awhile, but seeing as you're serious, it's not taken lightly.
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Zero, Thu Oct 09 2008, 08:06PM
yeah the only thing that happened in the last depression was no food/jobs.
We are so more advanced than olden days, I'm sure it won't last a month. Have fun being awkward with your nightvision and C rations.
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JapJap, Thu Oct 09 2008, 08:17PM
Noname calm the fuck down. Maddog was fucking joking, and no shit it's a good laugh to make a racist joke, look how often the Asian ones come up, do I complain? no. I understand how you take it offensively, but honestly, I'm sure Maddog was playing around, and making it sound serious, cause after all...
NoSkill wrote ...
THIS ISNT A FUCKING POLITICAL THREAD YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!!
It's almost Get Out of Dodge time AND I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING!!!
I'M NOT JOKING PEOPLE!!!
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Kcow, Thu Oct 09 2008, 08:19PM
b4ndito wrote ...
Maddogme wrote ...
Oh and also, how do you think we got out of the last depression?
WW2 so rofl@you.
It's people like you who make it harder for people like me to sound credible.
WW2 springboarded the american economy in the sense that it created many new jobs in factories and such for war time supplies, he wasn't wrong.
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gLiTch, Thu Oct 09 2008, 08:21PM
I have somewhat around 27 guns, ranging between shotguns (pump, double barrel, bolt/magazine), pistols, mostly rifles (including my prized possession Springfield '03 30-06 bolt action with a 4 round internal mag... which i can put 5 rounds in a nickel at 600 meters). Oh and some black powder guns if i wanted to feel civil war'ish.
I also have a few Bows and a SHITLOAD of arrows. Im pretty good with them, and if i ever need to go Rambo, i could.
I currently have a house in the Bronx still, with my new house in East Fishkill NY, on a dead end road with 150 acres of state land behind me. I also have 6 acres of land up in Monticello in the town of Bethel (1 mile from the original woodstock).
Im fuckin set. I have learned survival skills since im little, and i can live off the land and defend myself if needed for as long as i need. If anyone needs a place to stay, as long as you listen to what i say, you are more then welcome to hang around.
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JapJap, Thu Oct 09 2008, 08:28PM
I have the survival skills, I live in the fucking bushes, and have gotten lost lots.... not fun. Downstairs I have a shotgun, rifle, pistol and for some reason my dad's sniper.
Also, I have elbow blades, samurai swords, axes, throwing knives and a sexy twohand sword. I know how to weild and use the elbow blades, I took lessons as a child, i'm set.
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Ruskiy Soldat, Thu Oct 09 2008, 08:29PM
all of you got to calm down...people are gonna buy stocks again because they are so cheap or at least thats wat my dad is doing so economy will go back up.
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Ruskiy Soldat, Thu Oct 09 2008, 08:29PM
how the fuck u guys register all those guns ?
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gLiTch, Thu Oct 09 2008, 08:35PM
Ruskiy Soldat wrote ...
how the fuck u guys register all those guns ?
lol register guns? whats that?
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JapJap, Thu Oct 09 2008, 08:37PM
I don't think registering guns would really be a concern if this shit was going on. But seriously, they aren't registered:P
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Ruskiy Soldat, Thu Oct 09 2008, 09:08PM
ok so if u get caught u are fucked
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OneLove1252, Thu Oct 09 2008, 09:18PM
I'm racist. fat nigger fat nigger fat nigger fat nigger
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NoSkill, Thu Oct 09 2008, 09:30PM
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Fear Grips Wall Street as Dow Plunges Over 675 Points to Below 9000- AP
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!

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Maddogme, Thu Oct 09 2008, 09:30PM
This is just as worse as the zombie survival shit.
If you don't live in the projects/ghetto you don't have a problem.
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NoSkill, Thu Oct 09 2008, 09:31PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! OK GUYS QUICK!! MAKE A LIST OF SHIT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE FOR 3-5 YEARS!!!
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Maddogme, Thu Oct 09 2008, 09:42PM
Wooow, we got land out in a place, we can easily buy an rv or a camper, we got guns blah blah, i cun srvive outsidez too guies, leik srs. i got lost leik over 9000 timez and is not fun lolrite. but srs im bare grelz.
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Zero, Thu Oct 09 2008, 09:43PM
gLiTchâ„¢ wrote ...
Ruskiy Soldat wrote ...
how the fuck u guys register all those guns ?
lol register guns? whats that?
lol
only guns I have registered are the pistols. Those are like the only ones you need to have on your permit, otherwise the other ones are just... there.
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OneLove1252, Thu Oct 09 2008, 09:43PM
Btw, just because the stock market is shitty, =/= bad economy/inc depression
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Maddogme, Thu Oct 09 2008, 09:55PM
LOL! We have the Federation of Light coming in on the 14th, so srs.
ALIENS! LOLOLOL
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kd., Thu Oct 09 2008, 10:17PM
NoSkill wrote ...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Fear Grips Wall Street as Dow Plunges Over 675 Points to Below 9000- AP
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!

IT'S UNDER NINE THOUSAND
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3stripeninja, Thu Oct 09 2008, 10:37PM
wait where the f'k did all the happiness go?
ZOMG!@ lets turn this into a FALLOUT 3 thread!!!!
IT LOOKS AMAZING!!!!
wait or a LEFT 4 DEAD thread zomg!!!!!!!
WAIT....... CRAP FABLE 22222222222222222222222222222(thats 2 not the huge number)
did you know there making a NO MORE HEROS 2??!!??!! ^.^
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OneLove1252, Thu Oct 09 2008, 10:43PM
omg u guise check the NYT on the 13th!! car ad! OH NOES
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Compost, Thu Oct 09 2008, 11:01PM
I keep a fork in my basement. I think I am safe. I hear that if you piss on it, it will go away. Is that true?
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Kcow, Thu Oct 09 2008, 11:21PM
Compost wrote ...
I keep a fork in my basement. I think I am safe. I hear that if you piss on it, it will go away. Is that true?
I have a futon, a tv, a ps2, and misc appliances and food. I think I am good
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Zero, Thu Oct 09 2008, 11:22PM
I have 3 dogs and a sister. I'll be set for sex for like, 10 years.(til the dogs die, then I get the main course)
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OneLove1252, Thu Oct 09 2008, 11:30PM
Zero wrote ...
I have 3 dogs and a sister. I'll be set for sex for like, 10 years.(til the dogs die, then I get the main course)
very wise.
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b4ndito, Thu Oct 09 2008, 11:37PM
Can I fuck your sister?
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NoSkill, Thu Oct 09 2008, 11:41PM
I hope the rioting mobs & roaming biker gangs loot, rape & pillage you dipshits first for not taking this shit seriously.
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OneLove1252, Thu Oct 09 2008, 11:51PM
NoSkill wrote ...
I hope the rioting mobs & roaming biker gangs loot, rape & pillage you dipshits first for not taking this shit seriously.
shit like this has been posted on other places for about 2 months now. not going to happen.

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Zero, Fri Oct 10 2008, 12:09AM
NoSkill wrote ...
I hope the rioting mobs & roaming biker gangs loot, rape & pillage you dipshits first for not taking this shit seriously.
I hope you get laught at by whatever friends you have left for having 20 flashlights, 2 shotguns, 2000 bottles of water, 300 candles, One Bicycle Electric Generator, and two hamsters, for taking this shit too seriously.
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Kcow, Fri Oct 10 2008, 12:17AM
Zero wrote ...
NoSkill wrote ...
I hope the rioting mobs & roaming biker gangs loot, rape & pillage you dipshits first for not taking this shit seriously.
I hope you get laught at by whatever friends you have left for having 20 flashlights, 2 shotguns, 2000 bottles of water, 300 candles, One Bicycle Electric Generator, and two hamsters, for taking this shit too seriously.
Switch flashlights with fleshlights and you got my loadout
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Noname|Boom, Fri Oct 10 2008, 02:35AM
It seemed serious enough to me, Japa, which is why I got pissed off, you would too. If it was a joke, my bad.
Btw, holy shit, so many posts in this thread.
Also, cocks.
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kamikaze, Fri Oct 10 2008, 03:14AM
Also, One love is not funny.
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NoSkill, Fri Oct 10 2008, 03:55PM
ITS DOWN AGAIN!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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.4ngryToasters, Fri Oct 10 2008, 06:20PM
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O_Mega, Fri Oct 10 2008, 08:03PM
Noskill losing his pants in the market?

On another note, dummy, we are all gonna die on the 12'th anyway right?
Re: Buy Guns & Water Now!!!
Knightrider, Fri Oct 10 2008, 08:36PM
Don't take this shit like it's going to be something incredibly dramatic. The first stock market crash was bad because everyone ran to the banks to get their money out before all hell broke loose. Banks fell because they didn't have the money and thus things were as bad as they were. People are not going to banks and getting their money now, so what makes you think that it's going to be anything worse?
As I see it now, I think it would be better to raise taxes, and not have some dipshit making 700 billion bailout plans. People are purchasing these loans overseas, and guess what that's doing? The value of the dollar is decreasing, so inflation is going to be even worse. You're going to be working for pennies soon enough, and it's going to be wheelbarrels of money just to buy a loaf of bread or water.
The good thing is that this is a global occurrence. Most of the world is suffering if not all of it, including Europe and Asia. But guess who's not suffering at all? The middle easterns. Guess what happens when you laugh at them for being third world? They rise above you from the oil that you've been buying off them.
However, thanks to us sticking through and not using our oil reserves, we have something that could possibly do us a little good. If we let a country that is in high demand for oil other than ourselves import the oil and make a revenue off of them, perhaps that could increase the amount of the dollar a little bit. It won't do much, but it's worth a start.
Obama needs to support offshore drilling. It's time America has taken the middle eastern's ideas for oil. They're the ones that are thriving on success, we're the ones that are taking a fall because we aren't. We have the resources, we just have conservatives that aren't willing to use them.
Oh, and also, the only people that will really be harmed if the bottom falls out of our economy is the rich people. The value of the dollar goes down, they're fucked. The poor can barter their way to survival, the rich have no damn clue.
Although you should not take this situation lightly, you should not take it so seriously either. If you're poor, well, you're used to being poor, so what does it matter to you? If you're rich? Enjoy being fucked.
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OneLove1252, Fri Oct 10 2008, 08:53PM
O_Mega wrote ...
Noskill losing his pants in the market?

On another note, dummy, we are all gonna die on the 12'th anyway right?
If you're talking about the LHC there was some glitch and it won't go on again until spring of next year.
Re: Buy Guns & Water Now!!!
Knightrider, Fri Oct 10 2008, 08:55PM
12/12/12. The day we test the atomsmasher.
Re: Buy Guns & Water Now!!!
b4ndito, Fri Oct 10 2008, 10:52PM
Raising taxes is the LAST thing we want to do to stabilize the economy. Here's a little lesson for you all.
Okay. Little Timmy is pissed off. The economy sucks, gas prices are ridiculous, and food costs more and more each day. Timmy bitches to the "Big, Bad Government" about his problems.
The Elected Government Officials are like, "Hey, if we want to get re-elected, we're going to have to make these idiots we represent like us."
So, the "Big, Bad Government" wants to look great in the eyes of the struggling people. The poor people see "Big, Bad Oil" CEO's making billions annually. The "Big, Bad Government" decides that to get the public support, they are going to attack those "Dirty, Evil, Corrupt Oil Execs".
But the economy starts to shit out even more, and Timmy doesn't understand why. The Government took money from the "Evil" Oil Companies, but Timmy never saw that money, and his food and gas and living expenses keep rising.
Little did Little Timmy know, those Oil Companies and other multi-million dollar companies affect everything in American economic culture. Gas prices going up means that it costs more to grow, harvest, and ship corn and wheat. Instead of cutting taxes to help the oil companies lower prices, people want alternative fuels... Corn-Based Ethanol! But that just causes the price of corn to go up more, and more for gas, too. Soon milk, cheese, meat, vegetables and fruit all go up in price too, because the corn makes it more expensive to raise, feed, and milk cows, chickens, and pigs. These animals also provide manure that helps produce the vegetables and fruits you eat. Because you thought it was "Big Oil's" fault, you're paying more for food all around.
The moral Little Timmy learned from this experience is that the Government is shitty and inefficient, and giving them more control over you fucks you and your world up even more.
Timmy learned that Oil Companies, although making record profits, are not the bad guys that are stealing your money. It's the corrupt politicians who refuse to cut the Oil Companies a break. Cause the number one rule in business that you've all heard is "The customer is always right." If your customers say your price is high, do whatever your budget allows you to lower the prices. That doesn't work for the Oil Companies though, because the Liberals in Congress who want to look good in "poor" America's eyes want vengeance, not results.
Okay. I think I've made my point. To summarize and make it a little more concise and understandable: ANYTIME A POLITICIAN BLAMES A "BIG OIL" OR A "BIG BUSINESS" OR A "BIG LOBBYIST" FOR ECONOMIC PROBLEMS, YOU SHOOT AND/OR BURN THAT POLITICIAN. IT'S REALLY THEM THAT'S FUCKING YOU, AND THEY JUST WANT TO DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION.
Re: Buy Guns & Water Now!!!
NoSkill, Fri Oct 10 2008, 11:17PM
YEAH DOWN WITH BIG OIL!
Re: Buy Guns & Water Now!!!
b4ndito, Fri Oct 10 2008, 11:33PM
I fucking hate you.
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kd., Sat Oct 11 2008, 01:48AM
Knightrider wrote ...
12/12/12. The day we test the atomsmasher.
kill yourself
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Knightrider, Sat Oct 11 2008, 02:27AM
kd. wrote ...
Knightrider wrote ...
12/12/12. The day we test the atomsmasher.
kill yourself
It's true. Ultimate demise via black hole. At least it'd be quick and painless.
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Kcow, Sat Oct 11 2008, 02:33AM
Knightrider wrote ...
kd. wrote ...
Knightrider wrote ...
12/12/12. The day we test the atomsmasher.
kill yourself
It's true. Ultimate demise via black hole. At least it'd be quick and painless.
Black holes smaller than a planet dissipate close to the speed of light, even if it did make one, it would be so small that it would collapse in a tiny fraction of a second.
Re: Buy Guns & Water Now!!!
NoSkill, Sat Oct 11 2008, 03:12AM
Ok so what I'm seriously going to do though is pour my money into the market now. Cause... if the market doesn't come back over the next 5 years... then my money won't mean shit anyway, that's when it's guns & water time.
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.4ngryToasters, Sat Oct 11 2008, 05:47AM
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b4ndito, Sat Oct 11 2008, 06:22AM
It's under NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kcow, Sat Oct 11 2008, 11:50AM
kd. wrote ...
NoSkill wrote ...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Fear Grips Wall Street as Dow Plunges Over 675 Points to Below 9000- AP
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!

IT'S UNDER NINE THOUSAND
b4ndito wrote ...
It's under NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KD has like 2 days on you lol
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5 Dollar Holler, Sat Oct 11 2008, 02:29PM
NoSkill wrote ...
Ok so what I'm seriously going to do though is pour my money into the market now. Cause... if the market doesn't come back over the next 5 years... then my money won't mean shit anyway, that's when it's guns & water time.
I just increased my 401K contribution and have 150 rounds of the latest and greatest handgun ammo en route to me.
Re: Buy Guns & Water Now!!!
b4ndito, Sat Oct 11 2008, 04:32PM
That's the way to be Five Dollar.