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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
This is a legitimate offer and will be paid in full upon receiving this person's head on a pike. I'm tired of hearing his name and have grown to despise it. I want him dead, I want his wife dead, I want his cat and his dog dead. Thank you. |
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| A Drunk |
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AM Posts: 1224 |
NoSkill wrote ... Wondering why this is first in the FTC area. Who the hell is Mike Young?This is a legitimate offer and will be paid in full upon receiving this person's head on a pike. I'm tired of hearing his name and have grown to despise it. I want him dead, I want his wife dead, I want his cat and his dog dead. Thank you. |
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| kevin |
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AKA cupcake
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Joined: Fri Aug 04 2006, 03:38AMPosts: 858 |
Yeah, who is Mike Young? I hope you have the 500k ready, I'll need it for my lawyer. Could you give me money for the pike too, or could that be a cash deductible on my taxes? | ||
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| A Drunk |
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AM Posts: 1224 |
Is the 500K tax deductable or are we doing this under the table? | ||
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| nostie |
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Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM Posts: 3167 |
Well this is misleading... you asked for his head for 500k, then you said his wife and dog and cat... we'll have to work something out... more like a mill. Address, phone number, etc... would be helpful as well. BTW, do you mean Mike Jones or what? P.S. Are you guys stupid? The government doesn't exactly take money for illegal actions (you think hitmen are payed and the government gets part? haha.) Edited Tue Mar 27 2007, 02:03AM |
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| bleek |
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#woo
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Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PMPosts: 665 |
Ok done, his wife was a hassle, but the cat and dog helped me out, by attacking them instead. I expect the money fully delivered to my bank account within the next 24 hours or I have an empty pike for you.
Here is Mike, minutes before discovering I am in fact a paid assassin.
Here is mike, minutes later.
Notice how his death made him look like a totally different person!
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The All-Cum Diet
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| NoSkill |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
LoL Fish Tankers will know who Mike Young is... or isn't. I'm not too sure myself but his name is being spouted as if he were a legend of epic proportions in FTC... I want him dead. | ||
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you would
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Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM Posts: 2039 |
ok, it took a while, but I finally tracked him down NoSkill... or should I say Mike Young? That's right, I'm comming for you mike, and you better have that 500k ready, cause it's real hard for a dead man to pay up. | ||
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| NoSkill |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
Bleek thank you for the efforts the the datestamp on the body is... 2 years too early. You killed the wrong guy... please try again... And .4ngry I am definitely not the elusive slimy miscreant whose bounty I have posted. I can tell you that he is in direct cohorts with the shady Synfull clan and may or may not be their leader/messiah. Well if he is their messiah then consider me Pontius Pilatus. |
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