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| *Atention Internet Users* The Policy for Filing Complaints Has Changed | ||
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| .4ngryToasters |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
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In accordance with internet act 5117B, all users are now required to fill out form G-7001 prior to filing any complaints. The complaints covered by this form include, but are not limited to: Bitching, Whining, Resignations, Sexual Frustration, Disappointment in colleagues, Disappointment in rival clans, Disappointment in bed, Drunk dialing, and any other situations of a dramatic nature. Any complaints documented without a G-7001 will be ignored and disposed of in due time.
Filling out your G-7001
In order to fill out form G-7001, your computer must have a legally obtained copy of Maya to display the various texts used on form G-7001 (the form above is merely a copy, and will be considered a forfeit if filled out. In the event of a forfeit G-7001, the FBI (Federal Bureau of Internetting) will be notified immediately, perform an IP trace, confiscate your computer (which will be disassembled and checked for terrorists) incinerate your house, kick your dog, and seize all of your assets. If you are not in possession of a dog, or your dog has recently run away, you will be given a bunny, which will be immediately taken away and shredded.) The compatible files can be obtained here -[link]- . If Rick Astley is displayed instead of form G-7001, then you are not currently running Maya, or your copy of Maya is not up to date (in which case the FBI has been informed and has red flagged your IP address. If you wish to be removed from the red flag list, you must fill out form M-307113 (which does not exist) and attend an internet safety class (instructed by Rick Astley). After a waiting period of 6 years, you will be placed on the green flag list, then later moved to the plaid flag list, followed by placement back on the red flag list)
Form G-7001 Acknowledgment Procedure
Form G-7001 will be viewed in public, laughed at, then printed onto toilet paper for later disposal. Your opinion is not important to us. Thank you, and take the necessary actions to ensure a positive internet experience.
Dictated, not read
Dr.4ngry
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01nk3d bY tEh P1g
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Joined: Thu Jan 04 2007, 05:27AMPosts: 707 |
Shit, get me a whole book of these. | ||
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| memnoch |
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Registered Member #839
Joined: Sat Aug 18 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 204 |
Pig? I can't speak formally.. So I'll do it openly. You're fired, awful jackass. | ||
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| Kcow |
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Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PM Posts: 1921 |
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| Ruskiy Soldat |
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Registered Member #465
Joined: Tue Oct 17 2006, 10:00PMPosts: 1295 |
lmao kcow | ||
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| emerican |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
ROFL KCOW!!! | ||
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| Zero |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
lol Kcow. Kcow has a scanner... good for him... AND OMG We know nostie, you have a girlfriend. |
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PM Posts: 1921 |
Zero wrote ... lol Kcow. Kcow has a scanner... good for him... AND OMG We know nostie, you have a girlfriend. Nope, I used my tablet and photoshop |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Kcow wins | ||
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Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PM Posts: 1776 |
Gg Kcow. | ||
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