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The Infamous Ass Wiping Strategy Thread
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Jesus
Tue Apr 22 2008, 05:26PM
Jesus not HeyZeus
 Jesus
Registered Member #370 Joined: Mon Jul 31 2006, 03:49AM
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 toast that was hilarious and i sit fold and bottom to top
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peacebypeice
Tue Apr 22 2008, 05:31PM
peacebypeice
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Registered Member #925 Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM
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 stand, fold, front to back

to cramped to sit man
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Madvillain
Tue Apr 22 2008, 05:35PM
Madvillain
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 take tits advice and take the economic/global-friendly approach

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NoSkill
Tue Apr 22 2008, 05:38PM
Sir
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Registered Member #457 Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM
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b4ndito wrote ...

Sit, crumple, front to back.


Toast, thanks for waking me up with a laugh.

I just tried wiping front to back... it feels so unnatural... Like I'm trying to push something up my butt... and then after I get past the point of no return I constantly worry about wiping my hand in between my ass cheeks...

That's why if you wipe from back to front you can curve your wrist to get in there and not worry about putting your palm/wrist in your ass.

I didn't think everyone would do this differently... we all do something different lol.
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peacebypeice
Tue Apr 22 2008, 05:43PM
peacebypeice
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 haha yes noskill i agree... so many variations, lol gotta admit its pretty damn funny
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gLiTch
Tue Apr 22 2008, 06:12PM
Anal Assassin
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Registered Member #455 Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM
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 sit, wrap toilet paper around my hand to make it nice and perfect, wipe from back to front towards balls.


epic thread btw
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NoSkill
Tue Apr 22 2008, 06:13PM
Sir
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gLiTchâ„¢ wrote ...

sit, wrap toilet paper around my hand to make it nice and perfect, wipe from back to front towards balls.


epic thread btw

Dude! We wipe the same way! Ahahaha!!! Fuckin awesome!

Do you have to take the roll off the spindle too so you can wrap it around your hand nice and neat?! Edited Tue Apr 22 2008, 06:14PM
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gLiTch
Tue Apr 22 2008, 06:18PM
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Registered Member #455 Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM
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NoSkill wrote ...

Do you have to take the roll off the spindle too so you can wrap it around your hand nice and neat?!

LMAO!!!! I SO DO THAT HAHAH!!!

I take it off so i can wrap it around my hand nice and quick hahaha
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Knightrider
Tue Apr 22 2008, 07:25PM
Meteor 2016
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Registered Member #316 Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM
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 Lmfao. What a joke of a thread. I thought everyone wiped the same. I just grab a big fucking clob of toilet paper, turn around, and wipe upwards, not towards my balls. That'd be a little weird. Shit on my nutsack = not cool.
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Evilpig
Tue Apr 22 2008, 08:52PM
01nk3d bY tEh P1g
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Registered Member #531 Joined: Thu Jan 04 2007, 05:27AM
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 I GET MY DAD TO WIPE IT FOR ME. IM SO LAZY!
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New counter-strike fellas....
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Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
3 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
3 years ago
unblock me so i can block you first
3 years ago
How's firefighting?
3 years ago
Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
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