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Registered Member #611
Joined: Wed Mar 21 2007, 08:35PMPosts: 219 |
bloodydead wrote ... Kool-Aid wrote ... I think the trail mix is much less painful. no shit sherlock Or is it shit... |
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Registered Member #815
Joined: Tue Jul 31 2007, 11:33PMPosts: 852 |
ABadNewsBear wrote ... bloodydead wrote ... Kool-Aid wrote ... I think the trail mix is much less painful. no shit sherlock Or is it shit... Touche! |
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Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PM Posts: 3128 |
Does this trick leave less residue for the toilet paper also? | ||
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Registered Member #611
Joined: Wed Mar 21 2007, 08:35PM Posts: 219 |
That's a good question kddude. In my experience, the answer is yes, because the shit comes out in one long segment. This reduces the likelihood of nasty shards, and also tends to reduce toilet water splash when you finish defecating. | ||
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Registered Member #815
Joined: Tue Jul 31 2007, 11:33PM Posts: 852 |
Hmmm Ima eat more trail-mix. xD |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
amazing how u can turn anything.... into an art of some sort. The art of long shitting! I can see it now! |
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Registered Member #514
Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AM Posts: 1067 |
Kool-Aid wrote ... ABadNewsBear wrote ... bloodydead wrote ... Kool-Aid wrote ... I think the trail mix is much less painful. no shit sherlock Or is it shit... Touche! Yeah. No pun intended with the "no shit sherlock" comment huh? LOLLERSKATES!!!! 
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM Posts: 1888 |
I like my poop to be as hard as rocks. I like to feel my taint tear a little because of the unforgiving poo. When you've been fucked in the ass as much as I have, you don't even have to push the poop out. All I have to do is sit on the toilet and gravity does the rest. |
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Registered Member #611
Joined: Wed Mar 21 2007, 08:35PM Posts: 219 |
Ahaha... I was wondering if you'd weigh in or not fetus. Now, to quote steel, "Give me a second to regain my sanity." If you really want a tough shit I think you should avoid all fruits, vegetables and nutes. (Having a varied college eating routine has given me some pretty crappy [lawl] experiences.) |
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01nk3d bY tEh P1g
Registered Member #531
Joined: Thu Jan 04 2007, 05:27AMPosts: 707 |
what am I reading man. | ||
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