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#woo
Registered Member #23
Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PMPosts: 665 |
Hello and welcome. If you clicked on this thread, you are most likely a student, or really bored. Either way this thread is a response to this thread -[link]- I hear people complaining 'bout school all the time. However I never find myself tired of it. Why? That's a question I asked myself this morning after masturbating 3 times. I decided to venture into the burning question "How to make school fun?" Just follow these easy steps and you'll be having fun in no time! 1) First off you'll want to fail one class. Now before you say "I want to graduate H.S" listen to my reasoning. If you sleep through one class, it will make your day go by faster, you will have more energy for the day, and you will be shitting your pants scared to go to class, making the periods before this class go by faster than Adam Sandler can ruin his career (which is pretty damn fast, for those of you who haven't seen 'Click'). 2) Punch a girl in the face. What better way to suddenly become the center of attention in you're school? Lets face it. You're not pretty, and your sport skills border those of a retarded 3rd grader. This is the only thing you got going for you. You will be the talk of the school, and trying to hide from angry jocks who want to kill you, can prove to be a fun activity in between classes. 3) Join a club. This works. Join something like the math Club. The girls in that club are more desperate than Eddie Murphy for an acting role. Granted most of them have no ass, and a flat chest, years of playing with their retainers (or however you spell it) probably made them experts in blowjobs. 4) Work out for a couple of months. Make a list of people you don't like, purchase a gun, and 'Play". "But bleek! I don't know how to use a gun!". Nonsense! Months of playing CS:S with the cream of the crop made you guys expert marksmen. Just pretend your a CT, and those damn Ts are camping long hall. Bring some pain! Flash, shoot, nade, shoot. DONE. Now if you are not dead after #4, be sure to check out my upcoming guide on "Bleek's easy guide to makeing the Psyche Ward fun". I hope this guide taught you something, and after reading it you are well on your way to making those boring High School years, fun! ~bleek Edited Sun Mar 25 2007, 05:01PM |
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AMPosts: 1224 |
Wow bleek, that is pretty fucked up. I like #4 where u go columbian. I still want Wu back  .
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#woo
Registered Member #23
Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PM Posts: 665 |
A Drunk wrote ... Wow bleek, that is pretty fucked up. I like #4 where u go columbian. I still want Wu back .What ever happened to him? Did I miss something? |
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Registered Member #514
Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AM Posts: 1067 |
Bleek, WTF???!!!! Dude, cool if you are taking over for Wu in regards to threads. But #4 is straight fucked up and not even funny. Seriously, not funny. And Wu made a post -[link]- about some stuff going on. Read it and you will be up to speed. Seriously, take off #4. That shit isn't funny. |
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#woo
Registered Member #23
Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PM Posts: 665 |
Oh shit. How how the hell did I miss that thread? =( I thought he was just on a short break or something. edit: fine ill re-write 4 =P Edited Sun Mar 25 2007, 04:58PM |
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#woo
Registered Member #23
Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PM Posts: 665 |
FUCK! Double post. Edited Sun Mar 25 2007, 05:00PM | ||
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PM Posts: 2603 |
rofl bleek, <3 ur almost as good as wu 
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Registered Member #507
Joined: Thu Dec 14 2006, 01:42PMPosts: 539 |
rofl bleek i'll be sure to try it out. thxn for the advcie | ||
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Registered Member #576
Joined: Wed Feb 21 2007, 06:56PMPosts: 29 |
Thats actually really entertaining hahaha | ||
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AM Posts: 1109 |
Bleek that's some good shit, I'll test it out by first punching Canoe's sister in the face! lol jk tommy i'd never hit cindy ahha |
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