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Registered Member #289
Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
it feels like a movie now...i hope she calls! | ||
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| 3stripeninja |
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Joined: Thu Mar 15 2007, 09:37PMPosts: 471 |
I CALL HACKS! | ||
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| Noname|Boom |
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That one guy...
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Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PM Posts: 2603 |
drunkirishmafia wrote ... Then they have sex and it turns out she's a dude. Hollywood!
it feels like a movie now...i hope she calls! |
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| Zero |
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I want to fuck your hand.
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Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
Noname|Boom wrote ... drunkirishmafia wrote ... Then they have sex and it turns out she's a dude. Hollywood!it feels like a movie now...i hope she calls! No... she ends up cheating on him with Tom Cruise, but she feels so bad she tries to go and apologize but He gets in a car crash before she gets to talk with him about it. 90210 Hollywood REAL LIFE. |
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PM Posts: 2603 |
Zero wrote ... WHO WATCHES THAT, SRSLY.
Noname|Boom wrote ... drunkirishmafia wrote ... Then they have sex and it turns out she's a dude. Hollywood!it feels like a movie now...i hope she calls! No... she ends up cheating on him with Tom Cruise, but she feels so bad she tries to go and apologize but He gets in a car crash before she gets to talk with him about it. 90210 Hollywood REAL LIFE. |
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Thats pretty fail right there lol... At first, i thought you were gonna tell us she wrote the Rick Roll phone number on the page, and you called it. Now that would have been an epic ending. But yea, bartenders, while hot and all, fuck anything and everything. Its just the way it is. |
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| Rusty |
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FTS Server Op
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Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PM Posts: 2682 |
Lol. I usually toss numbers. I just like getting them, Prove a point. I guess. I'd say stick to that story though, just boast, lol. |
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| NoSkill |
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
gLiTch wrote ... But yea, bartenders, while hot and all, fuck anything and everything. Its just the way it is. HEY! I'm a bartender! ... o wait... that's pretty much accurate. And she was the cocktail waitress, not the bartender. |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
NoSkill wrote ... gLiTch wrote ... But yea, bartenders, while hot and all, fuck anything and everything. Its just the way it is. HEY! I'm a bartender! ... o wait... that's pretty much accurate. And she was the cocktail waitress, not the bartender. ooooooooo... now thats what im talking about. |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PM Posts: 2809 |
if you were drinking, not saying that you don't think when you're drunk or buzzed... but instinctively just thought it was garbage. Because, what would you have done with a normal receipt? You would crumple that shit up, and toss it to the ground. I've been thinking about this for days, and I think you just weren't thinking for a few seconds, and tossed that shit, and then realized later that in your buzzed stupor, ya fucked up. Obviously if you didn't thinking about it, saying "haha fuck this bitches number" and tossing it, instinctively you just knew to throw it away, cause fuck it, it's just another receipt. |
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