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Spider-man Fanatic
Registered Member #451
Joined: Thu Oct 05 2006, 09:06PMPosts: 205 |
"Assbomb" When you rip the biggest, messiest shit ever and it burns your asshole so much it starts to smell like bacon "counter strike" n. Anger incarnate. Person 1: I can't lan with you guys this weekend, little accident where an axe went through my comp. Person 2: Counter Strike? Person 1: Yeah. |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
diarrhea Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over. creampie Creampie, or internal cum shot, is a colloquial term in pornography to describe when a man ejaculates inside his partner's vagina. In pornography vaginal sex is generally followed by a facial or other visible ejaculation. This, coupled with the fact that the wearing of condoms for vaginal and anal intercourse is now commonplace in pornography -- whereas a creampie by its very nature cannot be accomplished while wearing a condom -- makes ejaculating in the vagina a novel situation which can be advertised to attract viewers. The word 'Creampie' defines the fantastic act of leaving a load of male jelly inside a vagina or crap pipe. A Creampie, by it's very nature is the mother of all creation. That's right, if your daddy didn't manage a Creampie all those years ago, you'd still be itch in his pants. Due to the awesome feeling of blowing a load inside someone's hole, the male will generally bullshit about wanting to pull out before ejaculation. But as we all know, this is in fact just a load of crap. helicopter When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter. "I just helicoptered in front of your mom!" When a female and a male have sexual intercourse, the Lady (usually a very experienced whore, who has a background in gymnastics) the lady holds onto a ceiling fan; spreads her legs into a splits position. The man then lays back inserts the penis into the vagina and lays back while he gets the best sex he will ever have. Edited Mon Sep 08 2008, 07:39PM |
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
"lolcoholic" Definition of a person who finds it physically challenging not to -'lol' - use the word 'lol' in speech - use the word 'lol' on msn - drop 'lol' into work reports or essays - calls place names by lol, eg, linlithglol -Hey Phillip -Hi, lol! -How was your day? -Man, I'm lolled out, -Really? No wonder with the amout of lolcopops you drank last night! -Man. what a lolover... -Phil, you've been like this for months on end. I think we need to refer you to lolcoholics anonymsn "lolerskates" A sexual term relating to 'Bee's fallus OMG WFT?! WTK?! BEE/CHiCNCREAM HAS SUCH A SMALL PEANIS... ER.. I MEAN LOLERSKATES |
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Inconsistant Ownage Device
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Joined: Sat Dec 10 2005, 06:12PM Posts: 1058 |
Ruskiy Soldat wrote ... It is known real Russians (orthodox) non-jewish are buff and tanked and can be picked out since child hood being bigger and smarter than other kids in school and street. In Russian most cases they protect each other even if the other Russian is not a part of there mafia/family, they can just help because there Russian brother needs help or is taken advantage of. In most times Russian are very protective of there kind and stick up for each other as sad " you hit me...we hit you" Awww now we know Ruskiy isnt a real Russian. Big? Negative. Smart? Hell naw. Must be French or something |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
O_Mega wrote ... Awww now we know Ruskiy isnt a real Russian. Big? Negative. Smart? Hell naw. Must be French or something hahahhahaahaha In soviet russia, Nevermind. Omega just fucked you up, again. |
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Registered Member #465
Joined: Tue Oct 17 2006, 10:00PMPosts: 1295 |
naw my nigga i will fuck u up | ||
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PM Posts: 2809 |
Ruskiy Soldat wrote ... naw my nigga i will fuck u up Please stop talking. Seriously. |
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Registered Member #465
Joined: Tue Oct 17 2006, 10:00PM Posts: 1295 |
brett why dont u come to florida again ? | ||
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PM Posts: 2809 |
Ruskiy Soldat wrote ... brett why dont u come to florida again ? Because it already has it's Idiot plus too many old people and hurricanes |
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Registered Member #452
Joined: Fri Oct 06 2006, 07:14PMPosts: 600 |
I'll come to florida!!! | ||
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