Oh god, my hot cousin wants to have sex...

Wu-banga, Sat Feb 24 2007, 06:00AM

OK, so here's the story. My cousin is really, really hot; by far the hottest girl I know. Seriously, so hot that the fact that we're related doesn't matter, I still want to bang her. Over the last few years though she's become really slutty - from what I've heard at school shes already slept with like a dozen guys since the summer. Anyway, over the last few weeks, shes suddenly started to hang out with me a lot more, and shes been flirting lots and stuff. One time when I went over to her house a few weeks ago we were upstairs in her bedroom and she says she needs to change clothes - without going to another room, asking me to leave or even making me turn around she just stripped down to her bra and panties right there in front of me, before walking around the room for five minutes finding her clothes and getting dressed. Also during this time she would keep bending down to pick up stuff and point her ass straight at me, full aware that I was staring right at her.

OK, so earlier today at school, she comes up to me and says that she has nothing to do tonight, and would it be ok if she comes over. I said no at first, but then she just kept asking and getting more and more seductive each time, eventually she had her boobs pressed right up against me and she placed my hands on her ass.

she leaned in close and whispered into my ear Wu-banga, this is sexy

I cocked my head back, removed my hands from her plump tangerines and yelled THIS IS SPARTA! and kicked her into a well























Re: Oh god, my hot cousin wants to have sex...
Knightrider, Sat Feb 24 2007, 06:45AM

Lmao. Good ending. I was going to say that you're threads are a little out of date and you need to come out with something new whether then Cousin threads, but then the ending was pretty damn funny tongue
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Kalibur, Sat Feb 24 2007, 06:48AM

lol omg that is some funny ass shit wu cheesey
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-Batman, Sat Feb 24 2007, 06:58AM

lol i can't wait to see 300 either..
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Ninca, Sat Feb 24 2007, 08:57AM

when i first read this, i thought it'd be another drunken story

way to dissappoint!
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kevin, Sat Feb 24 2007, 01:53PM

you show that bitch whose boss wu!
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emerican, Sat Feb 24 2007, 02:03PM

lmao

that was good. how come theres not so many lately???
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Noname|Boom, Sat Feb 24 2007, 02:16PM

roflmaolololololol, i wanna see 300 too, that part when the guy gets kicked into the well or w.e is cool tongue
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A Drunk, Sat Feb 24 2007, 02:25PM

Nice ending there wu. I also like the one with the cum brownies smile.
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nostie, Sat Feb 24 2007, 04:26PM

not a bad cousin story.
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Rusty, Sat Feb 24 2007, 04:32PM

yea, what nostie says, he knows his incest, he has to having a sister like that!
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drunkirishmafia, Sat Feb 24 2007, 06:58PM

wu, you have such a fucked up family you should come down and live in louisiana with me! Your kidn will be more accepted here
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SayUrPrayers OR, Sun Feb 25 2007, 12:41AM

for one thing that is fucked up! lol thank god u didnt do ur cousin man. lol

but ya cant wait to see 300 as well cheesey
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NoSkill, Sun Feb 25 2007, 01:59AM

Fuck yeah 300! When I found out about the battle of thermoplyae I bought like 3 books on it. One was the 300 by Frank Miller (sin city artist). I love everything about Sparta and the Spartans... awesome shit.
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Noname|Boom, Sun Feb 25 2007, 03:03AM

hey, its noskill!!! where've ya been, man?!
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.neXTt, Sun Feb 25 2007, 03:38AM

LOL so i guess that wasn't true eh..?
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BuBBLe GooSe, Sun Feb 25 2007, 11:02AM

kevin wrote ...

you show that bitch whose boss wu!

Tony Danza is Wu's Hero! Good fuckin post Wu, I LoL'd! 300 looks awesome and I can't wait either. I just hope it doesn't disappoint!

[i]

*Edit* Is it mildly ironic that this is my 1300th post!? 1000 +300,,, Jim Carey and his 23 can kiss my ass!
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Buddha, Sun Feb 25 2007, 09:32PM

I wish I had a well at my school.
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Zero, Sun Feb 25 2007, 10:24PM

lmao, that is awesome Wu. The sad thing is, you almost had me thinking "well I know its his cousin, but maybe its really distant and thinks its okay" hahah. so funny man. Im gonna be on vacation in the domician republic when the movie shows, and id give up the whole vacation just to stay and watch it frown


First movie I waited almost half a year to see, cant fucking wait!!
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JohnMayer, Tue Feb 27 2007, 04:15AM

This thread fails to deliver. I was gonna ask for pics, too. frown