Spin Teh Bottle Gone Wrong !!
Wu-banga, Mon Feb 05 2007, 08:15AM
well me and my friends are hanging out at my friends house, his parents being out of town so we were playing a version of spin the bottle. basically if you get picked you put on a blindfold go into a dark room and wait for one of the girls to go in and make out with you. in essence the girls get the choice of making out with the guy they like or whatever and the guys get to feel some titties and ass, granted it may be some ugly chick,but that is what the blindfold is for. so after a few beers and joints everyone is a winner. well i got the bottle and had to go in to await my mate. pretty soon she comes in and i go to town licking her armpits and tits and grabbing her ass and just generally stopping short of inserting my manhood into the moist confines of this broad. everyone outside is laughing , but with the beer and joints who wouldn't i figure i got one of the homely chicks ,but i don't care cause she can kiss good. finally i notice she has a blindfold also and go WTF? so i say why are you wearing one. and then she speaks......and it's my godamn sister!!! she had gotten to the party with one of friends right after i had gone in. and they told her party rule was she had to go in and make out with the guy in the next room, which was me. i spent the rest of the night puking.
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Wildcard23, Mon Feb 05 2007, 12:08PM
ZOMG ROFL!!!!!!!! H HA AHAH A HAH A HAH AHA!!!!!! All I could freaking think about while reading this was that scene from Eurotrip where the brother and sister were making out with each other in the club. Therefore, I quote the movie. "DUDE, YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!!!" HA HA HA HAH AH AH AH A HA H!!!!!!!!
<3 Wu
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gLiTch, Mon Feb 05 2007, 01:43PM
i am going to agree with wild, DUDE YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER ROFLROFLROFLCOPTERBBQPICKLES!!
I couldnt stop laughing when i read that. I knew something bad was gonna happen rofl.
You know... Only you Wu, only you.
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.4ngryToasters, Mon Feb 05 2007, 03:12PM
Oh here's a fun fact... YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!
funny, after all those times with your cousin, you think it wouldn't be that much of a big deal for you Wu...
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Spin Teh Bottle Gone Wrong !!
creativenate88, Mon Feb 05 2007, 03:25PM
You guys quit being dicks, I'm sure its bad enough that Wu made out with his sister without you bastards making fun of him. I mean it is just not natural to make out with ones sister. Let alone,
just generally stopping short of inserting my manhood into the moist confines of this broad
So you guys shouldnt make it worse. But yea Wu I have to follow in Wild's footsteps
Therefore, I quote the movie. "DUDE, YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!!!" HA HA HA HAH AH AH AH A HA H!!!!!!!!
<3 <3 <3 Wu
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aborted fetus, Mon Feb 05 2007, 03:33PM
At least your sister is someone you know and care about. It's not like you had a meaningless sexual encounter with a total stranger. Having sex with your sister is great. After you clean her up, you two can go and ride bikes together.
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Spin Teh Bottle Gone Wrong !!
TwItcH, Mon Feb 05 2007, 06:03PM
.....is your sister hot........i mean thats all that matters right ?
just say your from virginia or some shit like that

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WalkerTexsPwner, Mon Feb 05 2007, 06:32PM
LMFAO!!!! Wow. Wu..Wu..Wu..We Love ya big guy. But Daaaaaamn...Making out with your sister...LOL!!! That's the funniest shit i've heard in a while. Sorry to hear about your misfortunes Wu-ster. But just imagine..what would you do if you actually did put your manhood in? LMAO! Oh my...
<3 Wu.
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A Drunk, Mon Feb 05 2007, 08:14PM
Atleast he didn't fuck his sister in Joe Dirt even though she wasn't his. They had better sex when he didn't know, still sick Wu. Go and try to get back with ur cousin now.
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Mr CowboY, Mon Feb 05 2007, 08:34PM
ahahahhahaahahahahaha i guess you and your sister are a little bit closer now, lmao
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Mr CowboY, Mon Feb 05 2007, 08:35PM
but then again i do feel bad for you.
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Empire, Mon Feb 05 2007, 10:39PM
Hahahhahahahahahaha wow...I bet you will remember that forever...I would also kill your friends for doing that to you.
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nostie, Mon Feb 05 2007, 11:34PM
(why the fuck is everyone believing you Wu?)
(fetus is the only one with any brains here?)
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Noname|Boom, Mon Feb 05 2007, 11:51PM
OMFGROFLPWNT, LOL!!!! Thats kinky...
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Deo, Tue Feb 06 2007, 12:25AM
Thats a keeper...
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Empire, Tue Feb 06 2007, 05:07AM
Wait, im confused...Did i miss something?
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Ol_Drippy, Tue Feb 06 2007, 01:34PM
Bow chicka a wow wow
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Ninca, Wed Feb 07 2007, 12:45PM
the real question is, does your sister know she made out with you? and why the fuck is the guy who told your sister to make out with you still walking? =P
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drunkirishmafia, Thu Feb 08 2007, 12:21AM
i agree with nostie....i can't tell if this is a real story......
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gLiTch, Sat Mar 17 2007, 09:17PM
Fuck yeah!!! Thats what im talking about! Some sister sex!
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Mercenary, Sat Mar 17 2007, 09:48PM
lol, man I feel bad for you
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nostie, Sun Mar 18 2007, 04:48PM
way to go glitch, open up a month-old thread...
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Ninca, Sun Mar 18 2007, 08:02PM
its still funny as hell regardless nostie, I wish i had a hot cousin!
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aborted fetus, Mon Mar 19 2007, 10:47PM
Fuck yeah!!! That's what im talking about! Some 40 days old thread bump!
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3stripeninja, Tue Mar 20 2007, 12:44AM
Lmao. Wu u come with funniest stories ever whether they are true or not. I'm a lil late on this thread, but i dont care ^.^. You said she was a good kisser so wtf lol Go! Wu!
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drunkirishmafia, Tue Mar 20 2007, 01:29AM
wu isn't here anymores....
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Ultraman Is Air, Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:28PM
So is she cute? I don't think we ever got an answer.
...because... lets be honest guys... even if he is making it up....
IT'S NOT OUR SISTER!!!!
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Spin Teh Bottle Gone Wrong !!
Wildcard23, Sun Mar 25 2007, 01:18PM
nostie wrote ...
way to go glitch, open up a month-old thread...
aborted fetus wrote ...
Fuck yeah!!! That's what im talking about! Some 40 days old thread bump!
Come on now. He's been gone for quite a while because his computer shitted out on him so he's going back through the forums trying to check up on what's going on. Nothing wrong with that.
<3 you Glitch!!