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Damnit Bean.
Registered Member #666
Joined: Fri Apr 13 2007, 02:58AMPosts: 62 |
damn u have one crazy ass life. seriously. | ||
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| kd. |
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Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
I think the addition of a new character, the mom, to this story really brought out new life in the original character; you. This is a very welcomed addition to the collection of sexy Wu stories, and I give it two thumbs up. I wholeheartedly disagree with the people who said this was sexy and turned you on. Try this: don't masturbate for a week. |
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| Ninca |
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AM Posts: 1109 |
Kd, does that include getting handjobs? Fetus might get bored:( | ||
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM Posts: 1888 |
I wish everytime I busted a nut, it was a gallon of jizz that would come out. I would be a lot of fun to jizz for 5-10 minutes in a continous stream. | ||
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Quan Regulator
Registered Member #613
Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AMPosts: 454 |
A Drunk wrote ... Kid at my school, his parents looked through his trash can in guess in his bathroom, found a open condom. Then this kids bro's comes home and he heard the story, and he was like "You think he has sex, he proab just jacks off into a condom!" His mom at the time is holding the condom, she just throws it down on ground. My wife and I noticed that our condom supply was diminishing faster than normal, and we finally caught my stepson stealing them. I had to sit him down and had the 'Dad' talk with him, and he was using them for 'self love' we told him to buy his own. He said he had never bought any before, so the next time I went to the store I took him with. I showed him where they were, let him pick out some then when we got to the counter i chose the line with the cutest girl i could find (might have even been one of his schoolmates, and after buying the stuff I needed for the BBQ, I gave him the condoms out of the cart and made him buy them. (HAHAHA no hiding under the briquettes or anything... One item and one item only! HAHAHA) |
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| jigg4joe |
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Registered Member #326
Joined: Wed Jul 05 2006, 04:15AMPosts: 635 |
which ones did he pick out? el grande?? el pequeno? | ||
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AM Posts: 1224 |
and how old is ur step son? | ||
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| JohnMayer |
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Registered Member #521
Joined: Thu Dec 28 2006, 02:14AM Posts: 67 |
Let's get back to the important stuff. Pics of the MILF, stat! |
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| nostie |
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM Posts: 3167 |
everyone try this for me. Imagine your own mother touching your dick long enough to fit a condom around it... then adjusting the condom so it fits perfectly around your cock. now, you cum in the condom while looking your mother straight in the face. Now if you haven't thrown up by now, you're incestual. Officially. |
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| A Drunk |
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AM Posts: 1224 |
nostie wrote ... Unless she was your step mom.
everyone try this for me. Imagine your own mother touching your dick long enough to fit a condom around it... then adjusting the condom so it fits perfectly around your cock. now, you cum in the condom while looking your mother straight in the face. Now if you haven't thrown up by now, you're incestual. Officially. |
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