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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
My mother just walked in on me jacking off, she didn't freak out or anything like that. What she did do was insist that for her peace of mind, that she demonstrate how to place a condom on properly. So she went to her room and returned with one, sat down beside me on my bed, and kind of pressed on my stomach motioning me to lean back some. I did as she asked as she proceeded to open the condom. I figured this is weird but I'll just put it on fast and get it over with. Well, I was wrong, it became apparent that she had every intention of putting it on me herself. I just watched as she rolled my foreskin back, and telling me that this was proper because otherwise the condom could slip off. Then she started to slip it on. She had to flip it over because she had it the wrong way, but she very easily had it run down my cock and to the base. Well, that was all it took, that one downward motion. I was cumming in the condom like the great Niagra falls, as I was apologizing profusely, implying that it was part her fault because she came in at a bad time. She just smiled and patted my stomach, and said something like "well, at least you didn't make a mess." She got up and left at this point, leaving me to wonder wtf just happened. I am still in shock. |
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM Posts: 3167 |
errr. thats not funny, that's just nasty. | ||
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
i dont knwo what to think... i just got slightly turned on by the story...!!?lol | ||
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Rudeboy Supreme!
Registered Member #617
Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AM Posts: 1252 |
Im not gunna lie, im with glitch on this one. But i had the image of a Milf. So...it was more my imagination haha. But dude. It would be so akward if that happened to me....I cant picture that however..well, i dont want to haha Goat. |
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Registered Member #507
Joined: Thu Dec 14 2006, 01:42PMPosts: 539 |
oh god that was hot i came. rofl i'm j/k =P nice though. its a little gross but hot at the same time =PPP |
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Boodz
Registered Member #528
Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PM Posts: 1085 |
That just creeped me out a little. | ||
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AM Posts: 1109 |
Wu, post pics of your mom? | ||
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| Zero |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
not as in depth as the other stories about your hot cousin in sisters, but still gave me a boner 
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM Posts: 1888 |
Wu-banga wrote ... She just smiled and patted my stomach, and said something like "well, at least you didn't make a mess." Mothers are so understanding. |
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Quan Regulator
Registered Member #613
Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AMPosts: 454 |
Would have been hotter if it had been his sexy cousin, or his hot aunt. | ||
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