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Keep my marriage a secret
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gLiTch
Fri Mar 24 2017, 04:58PM
Anal Assassin

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Ok, so in my last thread I mentioned I got married. Well, I did. However, at the time it was for insurance purposes. My girlfriend needed health insurance, and we wanted to get married anyway...so we just did it.

But it wasn't traditional in any sense. I am a traditional man as many of you know. So 3/29/2017 I am "traditionally" proposing in Niagara Falls to my already wife.

If you see me on facebook posting pictures about how "she said yes" and how im engaged...please don't say "hey I thought you were already married to her last year?"

No. Don't do that. Just say "congratz" and move along.

Thanks lol.


Her mother doesn't even know we are married. Arent secrets fun?
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b4ndito
Mon Apr 10 2017, 04:34PM
b4ndito

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Getting married in secret for health insurance purposes is a damning indictment of late stage capitalism
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gLiTch
Thu Apr 20 2017, 07:27PM
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b4ndito wrote ...

Getting married in secret for health insurance purposes is a damning indictment of late stage capitalism



Yep...you know it.
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amishburrito
Fri Apr 21 2017, 04:00AM
amishburrito
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Joined: Fri Oct 30 2009, 09:53AM
Posts: 342
we all get married for health insurance purposes...
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b4ndito
Tue May 02 2017, 02:01PM
b4ndito

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amishburrito wrote ...

we all get married for health insurance purposes...


Shut the fuck up you little 4chan pepe chud.
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NoSkill
Thu May 18 2017, 06:59PM
Sir

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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM
Posts: 2627
I screen shotted this and sent it to the immigrant security council. You're going back to mozzarella village you greasy wop dago bastard. Now go oil your handlebar mustache and await the authorities.
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