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10+ years / FT Legacy
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Moderators: kremit, Omni, alcosatz, O_Mega, kd., nostie, .4ngryToasters, Rusty, Knightrider, gLiTch, NoSkill, JapJap, b4ndito
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Thu Jul 16 2015, 01:24AM
FT Classic Op

Registered Member #39
Joined: Fri Dec 02 2005, 10:30PM
Posts: 1545
So I was digging through old email and I found a registration notice from -[email]- from 4/18/2005. This email informed me that I should keep the information included in that email for my personal records. My account information is as follows...

FUCK! 2005?!

For you folks that were not around back then, was the forum site for the FT community at that time. I'm not going to be a (more than usual) dick and pretend that I know what happened before April of 2005. I do remember taking a sick day around this time. I might have spent the day nursing a hangover. I might have also spent the day playing CSS on an FT server.

FT is much older than me. I didn't ask many questions when I got involved because we all know that I was too busy scheming about the cs_office rules / plugins / drama that I wanted to inflict on you! Joking aside: changing forums in 2005 was onerous (as was changing server hosting, but that's another story...) I remember feeling crushed that I would lose my post count on the old forums.

It's amazingly boner-tingling that this site still exists. It's also incredibly depressing that I still visit this site.

I don't really know how to take the edge off of that--it IS depressing. There are also amazing stories to tell; like the one where abortedfetus convinces Kalibur that he was gay.

Maybe we should spin some FT tales? The word around the campfire is that Nostie has a girlfriend.

What the hell happened to Ian?
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Thu Jul 16 2015, 12:49PM
Meteor 2016

Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM
Posts: 3502
Back in 2007-2008ish Kremit somehow got my number and was really high and kept asking me to come over and hang out.

I made this gem:
Knightrider wrote ...

You must think that I am the king of detecting sarcasm in what you type.

The way you are wording your posts make it seem like you just see girls as pieces of ass. We are sorry Noskill, our dicks haven't plundered into countless pieces of ass. At least some of us can respect women for who they are and not for their gigantic, bulging fake tits and probably loose vagina.

Sex should be saved for when it matters most, not an abused privilege like you make it to be.

Still one of the most cringeworthy posts anyone has ever made on any public forum ever.

Posts about anal sex:

Trueagle, the bone-smoker, said this:
[FT wrote ...
Congrats to all of you!!!! I just got my first oversized hemroid that i removed with a butter Knife!!!!

ITS GOOD TO BE OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God, so many gems, you couldn't spend an entire day and pick out enough good shit from here.
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Fri Jul 17 2015, 06:28PM

Registered Member #958
Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AM
Posts: 3381
I am truthfully scared of the shit I posted on this site in 2008. I was such a moron.

I don't know why I keep coming back here. I really don't. I sure loved playing CSS with you all, but I don't game in any variety. I guess I'm just paying homage to a part of me that once existed.

You all are great dudes, we had a lot of fun. There really isn't a way for us to connect anymore outside of FT forums. The shit we joke about isn't really kosher on any other form of social media.

I play D&D every week with my brothers and some friends. It's largely a blast. I've actually taken to writing a bunch of campaigns up and I have considered attempting to get a job with Wizards of the Coast... but I would have to move cross-country I'd imagine. I have a lot of fun with it though, I can channel my creativity pretty well into it.

I have a girlfriend who is perfect. I am back in school, finally (Straight A's motherfuckers). I am working at a restaurant, making good money and hanging out with people I genuinely like.

The oddest thing about this site is wondering about the guys who don't come here anymore. Goat. Eagle. Steel. I kinda wonder what dudes like that are up to.
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Fri Jul 17 2015, 08:14PM
Meteor 2016

Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM
Posts: 3502
Steel still games professionally. He's into the whole CS:GO comp thing. Have no idea about the other guys though.
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Mon Aug 17 2015, 02:06AM
Registered Member #389
Joined: Thu Aug 17 2006, 10:20PM
Posts: 596
I have genuine anxiety that Aborted Fetus was arrested for crimes against propriety. A genuine anxiety that there's a little, balding, pot bellied FBI/CIA/SAS/MI5/KGB/FSB internet forensic investigator posing as one of you and reading all of our cringe worthy posts.

A genuine anxiety that my tinfoil hat may not be working.

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Tue Aug 18 2015, 01:08PM
Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PM
Posts: 3146
Wow, where has the time gone? I'm sorry so many of you had to deal with me in my most immature stage. If anyone wants to game, you can catch me occasionally on Xbox Live, gamertag Fuhrer Goodell.
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Tue Sep 01 2015, 01:34AM
Registered Member #188
Joined: Sat Apr 01 2006, 04:34PM
Posts: 261
I can't believe this is still up. I saw that I was in a Fish Tank Clan group on steam and went, "What the hell, let's see."

I'm still playing a load of CS:GO. Just got my first software development job too. Life is good. Glad to see you guys are still around.
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Tue Sep 01 2015, 07:27PM
Registered Member #1160
Joined: Tue Jun 30 2009, 09:42PM
Posts: 608
I wish I was around for the golden years.... I feel like the last guy to die from smallpox before it was eradicated. Although I do remember seeing some gems from when MadV & Killtime (irl friends) posted threads and went HAM on the FT servers to get their kdr's high. Good ol Pracket rages and stripe noscope headshots are the only fond memories I can recall. That and surfing my ass off for hours on end. GOOD times, goooood times.
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Thu Oct 22 2015, 04:03AM
Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM
Posts: 1561
Knightrider wrote ...

Steel still games professionally. He's into the whole CS:GO comp thing. Have no idea about the other guys though.

Woah, haven't heard that name in awhile. TasteColdSteel?

Anyway I need more of you guys on Steam.
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Thu Oct 22 2015, 12:04PM
Meteor 2016

Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM
Posts: 3502
Wu-banga wrote ...

Knightrider wrote ...

Steel still games professionally. He's into the whole CS:GO comp thing. Have no idea about the other guys though.

Woah, haven't heard that name in awhile. TasteColdSteel?

Anyway I need more of you guys on Steam.

Not TasteColdSteel, Steel as in Jesus/Steel, that Jewish named guy.

My steam name is majp89

You can add it, I'm on almost every day.
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Whoa y'all still exist! :O

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Having admin on this website is like in Lion King when Mustafa is like, "All the land you can see before you is yours"

19 Jan : 07:57

I always wanted admin and not I laugh at who is admin

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I couldn't figure out my password for here that's how long it's been since I've been here. But wow, Scope in the chatbox, that's a sight!

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Happy New Year Guys. (Early)

Hope you didn't impregnate a crazy woman, lose your job, run over a cat and start smoknig crack.

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