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my cousin just dumped me and shes going to get her bro to kill me :( ....
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Fri Aug 18 2006, 03:29AM
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We got intimate for the first time right, and we were in bed right, and her legs were wide open fully nude.

this was the first time ive ever seen a female vagina in person and yeah so, I approach her and think to myself, yo - i better start off with some foreplay. (because google said that foreplay loosens her up, and that touching her clit to open up her vagina gate isnt true)

I sat on her stomach and I imagined her clits were game controller buttons and i rapidly tapped her clits like i was playing street fighter 2 turbo. I tapped L and R twice but the Barrell Roll failed, buttsex was not initiated. I was thinking of E Honda and that super fast karate chop thing he does so it would motivate me to go faster ( and get my mind off sex so i wouldnt finish early).

i got a little over excited and she started to scream then she kicked me off and ran from me. She went to the kitchen and started to cry and now shes calling her brother and I think hes going to kick my ass.

was she mad because I wasnt pressing it fast enough? I am really good at mario party games so im kinda confused
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Fri Aug 18 2006, 04:03AM
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Fri Aug 18 2006, 04:24AM
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Wu-banga wrote ...

I am really good at mario party games so im kinda confused

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Fri Aug 18 2006, 04:25AM
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it was nice knowing u wu

yeah thatis confusing... did you try the double-punch barrel roll?
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mad + bad
Fri Aug 18 2006, 07:08AM
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Wrong button combination - I think you unlocked a new player.
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BuBBLe GooSe
Fri Aug 18 2006, 07:24AM
The Original MilfHunter
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(Wu is the one in the White Robe. )

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Fri Aug 18 2006, 12:10PM
you would

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Well here's your problem, you forgot to rotate the joy-stick.
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Fri Aug 18 2006, 12:42PM
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hado-ken always worked for me. was that on sega genesis or on super nintendo? il give u a few pointers, practice on chun li anyway she has a faster kick then ehonda has arm,
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Fri Aug 18 2006, 01:21PM
AKA cupcake
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lol, did you mash the buttons, or were you going for combos?

wow, kern...quadruple post!
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Fri Aug 18 2006, 01:35PM
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holy shit fucking quadruple post kernel lol
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